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> Say, this turned ugly quickly, didn't it? =)

> Before I start offering opinions on the various
> celebrities mentioned in the thread, I wanted to make
> a quick comment on the budding makeover argument. The
> "cutting long hair does/does not mean a
> makeover" discussion has been raging on the Hair
> Politics board off and on for a while. It really
> doesn't need to be dragged over here as well. If you
> want to discuss whether or not the cutting hair
> equates to a makeover, please hop over to the other
> board and I assure you that you will find no shortage
> of folks willing to debate you on it.

> Almost forgot one other thing before I start.
> Expressing your obvious fetish fantasies in the form
> of an opinion isn't what this board is about and may
> potentially get your post yanked. Yes, Arnold
> Livingston, I mean you. And before a certain other
> poster offers his thoughts, no, Bret, Pamela Lee will
> not ever get a high and tight crop.

> Anyway, on to the celebs mentioned...

> Jennifer Aniston - Great hair. Admittedly, the
> "Rachel" cut was more stylish, but how can
> you really say her hair looks bad?

> Pamela Lee - First Pammy needs some eyebrows (have I
> harped on that enough?). Next, as I've said before,
> she would look a ton better if she reverted back to
> the honey blonde color she first started with and
> ditched the proto-bimbo style she's got. The length is
> fine, but simple is better.

> Keri Russell - I've beaten this one to death in the
> column. Bad, bad, bad idea. Keri should look into
> extensions. Hopefully in a few months it will grow
> enough to allow her to attempt an actual style. And
> don't be surprised if she starts pulling it straight
> as it grows.

> Alanis Morrisette - Hal, Laurie, and SSJockey put her
> at the top and I've gotta disagree. Sure her hair is a
> mess most of the time, but that's her personality.
> When she actually takes the time to style it, it's
> really quite beautiful. And from my mystery celebrity
> pictures you can see what happens when she actually
> attempts a style. =)

> Nicole Kidman - Hal put her near the bottom and I'd
> leave her off the list completely. I mean what style
> could you come up with that's better?

> Julia Roberts - Julia has changed so much recently,
> it's hard to keep up. Best I can say is that her
> current below the shoulder length is great, though I
> prefer it when she lets it go wavy than pulls it
> straight. It's hard to say she needs a makeover when
> she never seems to look the same twice lately.

> Courtney Cox - She's killing me. I love Courtney with
> long hair, just not THIS long hair. As Mrs. Flea and
> another reader pointed out, she looks like Morticia
> Adams. There was a brief period last year while she
> was growing it out, that she moved the part to the
> side and let it go wavy. It wasn't great, but looked a
> ton better than this. I have no idea what her plan is.
> I'm loathe to say she should cut it because I think
> she could come up with an actual style and keep the
> length. She just won't do it.

> Danielle Fishel - Suggested by Rushboy. My only
> comment: "What are you, nuts?!" I mean, have
> you seen her? Gorgeous, thick, below the shoulders
> blonde hair. What could you possibly not like? She
> didn't make my "Best Hair on TV" list two
> years in a row for nothing.

> Sarah Michelle Gellar - Gotta agree here. No style has
> come close to her look on the first season of
> "Buffy", which was full, shoulder length and
> brown streaked blonde. Now it's too blonde and has no
> style.

> Britney Spears - Perfect hair according to Rushboy. I
> gotta think you switched Britney and Danielle.
> Britney's hair was better before going completely
> blonde. Plus it looked better longer, though she could
> probably pull of short pretty well too.

> Crystal Gayle - Paul gives the generic bob to the chin
> response which set off Dave and Gord. I'll admit that
> Crystal has amazing long hair. However, it's the hair
> itself that's amazing and not it on Crystal. If
> Crystal did cut her hair, I don't think she'd even
> have to lose all of the length. Cutting it to her
> waist or mid-back would make a huge difference. And if
> she did go even shorter, she could wear about any
> style she wanted (which I've discovered from
> simulating some makeovers on her). I really don't ever
> see her cutting it though, since, to be quite honest,
> that's a significant part of her image and appeal (a
> fact lost on Keri Russell).

> Jane Seymour - If you think I was being to harsh on
> Paul, then his suggestion that Jane should cut her
> hair should convince you otherwise. If you've ever
> seen Jane with a bob wig, you know it lookes terrible
> on her due to her square face. Jane just looks better
> with long hair and shouldn't ever take it above her
> shoulders.

> Ok, I think that covers all the folks that everyone
> else pointed out, so I suppose I should toss out a few
> myself to give you something on which to berate me.
> So...

> Lucy Lawless - I can live with the Xena bangs (ever
> seen her without bangs? Not good), but not the Xena
> style. Did you see her when she hosted Saturday Night
> Live and wore different wigs? Some looked really good
> and all of them make her look virtually unrecognizable
> from Xena. After Xena ends, she should probably go
> back to her natural blonde (really, she is a blonde).
> I'm not sure what style it should be, but nothing too
> short. Shoulders should be the limit with her too.

> Calista Flockhart - Look at her hair in the first
> season of "Ally McBeal" and look at it now.
> 'Nuff said.

> Helen Hunt - Get some bangs for Pete's sake.

> Kathy Griffin - What the hell did she do to her bangs
> on this season's "Suddenly Susan"?

> Kirstie Alley - The blonde has GOT to go. And maybe
> try for a style again. How did she look so good all
> those years on "Cheers" and then manage to
> look so bad now?

> Catherine Zeta-Jones - Just kidding. Making sure you
> were paying attention.

> Sheryl Crow - To paraphrase the Xmas classic,
> "Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!".

> Maura Tierney - Formerly of "NewsRadio",
> soon of "ER". Hoping she's not still wearing
> the stick straight look that did nothing for her.

> Claire Danes - Hasn't had a hairstyle yet.

> Laura San Giacomo - Straight center parted doesn't
> work on her at all. At least move the part. Better
> yet, go with the shorter layered style that she had in
> the first season of "Just Shoot Me".

> That's all I can think of for now, so let me have it.
> =)

> As usual,
> JerkyFlea

i agree JF Danielle is one sexy lady with her hair shoulder length.

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> Anna Kournikova is surely due for a haircut.
Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a start.
It might help her play better tennis too.
Does anyone agree with us ?

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> Anna Kournikova is surely due for a haircut.
> Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her
> hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At
> least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a
> start.
> It might help her play better tennis too.
> Does anyone agree with us ?

> Cheryl and freinds

Hi Cheryl and friends,

Count me on the opposite side of the net on this one...

She is currently being featured in a TV ad for a financial services company, where it is described that the other players on tour are "jealous of her assets" (with the obvious double-meaning). IMO she looks great with her hair as it is.

I'm surprised that you feel that her hair is "outdated," because long straight hair is seen as being quite fashionable these days, is it not?

Please tell me more on your theory about hair length and quality of play.

Dave

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> Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her
> hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At
> least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a
> start.
> It might help her play better tennis too.
> Does anyone agree with us ?

> Cheryl and freinds

i think maybe a trim is in order

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> Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her
> hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At
> least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a
> start.
> It might help her play better tennis too.
> Does anyone agree with us ?

> Cheryl and freinds

Hello Cheryl and friends :)
I have to say I can't agree with you here. I love Anna Kournikova's hair! I am a bit biased I suppose because I have always had long, straight blonde hair myself and wouldn't want it any other way (although I recently cut 10 inches off so it is just above mid back).
I think she suits it and it makes here stand out from the other mousy haired, boyish looking tennis players! :)
Alanna

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I couldn't disagree with you more. I think Anna is very stylish and her long hair makes her stand out on the professional tennis tour. It is very sexy.

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> Hello Cheryl and friends :)
> I have to say I can't agree with you here. I love Anna
> Kournikova's hair! I am a bit biased I suppose because
> I have always had long, straight blonde hair myself
> and wouldn't want it any other way (although I
> recently cut 10 inches off so it is just above mid
> back).
> I think she suits it and it makes here stand out from
> the other mousy haired, boyish looking tennis players!
> :)
> Alanna

great for you Alanna keep up the good work with your hair

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> great for you Alanna keep up the good work with your
> hair
Anna has great hair. It looks really sexy long. I would hate it if she cut it.

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i think Britney Spears needs to stop tryhing to be black, for example when she does concerts and stuff she always wears hair extensions. Its not sute. What did Keri Russel do to heer hair its short and crappy. It looked so much better when it was longer. I have to give props to Jennifer Lopez for having the best hair. Its not long and not short its perfect. As long as she doesnt keep the hair color of the feria commercial shell be straight.

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> The top of the list should be Brittney Spears, her
> hair is way to long, and the color is wrong for her if
> she wants to keep it some what long she should cut it
> to shoulder lenght and get lots of short layers
> framing her face and cut her bangs short, straight
> across the middle of the forehead, and color her hair
> a honey brown. But she would look very pretty if she
> cut it into a 1/2 inch long pixie with the back cut
> straight across the bottom of the ears and sides above
> the ears. Next should be Jane Seymour, her hair is to
> long. She should cut it to shoulder lenght and layer
> it. Next is Danielle Fishel, She looked great when she
> cut her hair to shoulder lenght, she would look even
> better if she cut it into a ear lenght angeled bob.
> Mariah Carey would look good if she cut her hair into
> a ear lenght angeled bob with a buzzed back. Jennifer
> Love Hewitt would look good if she cut her hair to a
> ear lenght angeled bob with a buzzed back and a perm
> with short bangs. Although she is beautyful as is and
> always has been. And Portia De Rossi has way to long
> of hair that's not doing any thing for her. She would
> look so much prettier if she cut her hair into a nice
> cropped cut with long bangs a short back and long
> sides.

Why is it that you want everyone to have hair to their shoulders. Brittany Spears should grow her hair very long. Jennifer Love Hewitt is fine. Mariah carey looks good with long hair. Sheshouldn`t buzz anything.

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> Why is it that you want everyone to have hair to their
> shoulders. Brittany Spears should grow her hair very
> long. Jennifer Love Hewitt is fine. Mariah carey looks
> good with long hair. Sheshouldn`t buzz anything.

Hey, don't sweat it, we beat that dead horse two months ago. Read all of this thread and some of the others.

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