400 Ways To Know You Gone To Far With Maintaing/Getting Waves

27. You brush so much that when you buy more pomade you by 3 at a time.

31. when ur outside it hot weather... u sweat excessively because of all the pomade and poinkoil in ur hair

32. Ur girls asks you when ur gonna start playin video games again

33. Your girl thinks she can get by with cheatin on you in the other room because she know after ur shower ur in the bathroom brushin for 60 minutes

35. When u wake up in da mornin and take dat 1st piss and holding it wit 1 hand and brushin wit da other.

34. When u at skool taking a sh!t brushin yo hair. Brush in 1 hand, toilet paper in da other.

38. they have to make a law not to drive while brushing

40. Your boss knows where to find you on your break cause you in the bathroom brushin all the time.

41. When you see a girl you like and she says no to a date and you say aint my waves enough.

42. You convert from showers to baths to prevent f***** up the waves.

47. When you wake up the first thing you do is grab ur brush

48. When ur girl ask who ur tryna impress by gettin waves u tell her "im jus tryna join tha dreamteam"

49. During Sex you take off everything EXCEPT ur Du-Rag

51. youll be in africa far far... away from home, and youll fly back to lets say ohio, just to pick up your brush that gives you waves, instead of just getting one while your in africa.

your computer teacher knows the about da dreamteam u go there so much

53.U START MIXING PINK LOTION WITH GEL ACTIVATOR.
54.WHEN U BRUSH AT THE DINNER TABLE
55.WHEN U GO SWIMMING U BRUSH UNDE WATER
56.WHEN UR SOFT BRUSH TURNS INTO A MEDIUM BRUSH BECAUSE OF CAKED UP POMADE

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58. When u spend more time shoppin for brushes and pomades then u do shoppin for clothes and shoes