Unusual Requests for Help

Hey everybody,One day a few years ago, I was walking down the sidewalk (adjacent to the street) and a woman walking in the other direction approached me and asked me if I could do her a favor. I asked "What do you want?" She handed me a napkin and asked me if I could use it to remove the bird do-do that had been deposited into her just-washed hair! I obliged and was able to remove all visible traces of the stuff without dirtying my hands!Dave