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    Posted: April 06 2005 at 3:00pm

There was a young girl from Japan

Whose features were those of a man.

She grew out her hair

And looked like a bear,

So she ended up as she began.



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There was a young fellow called Art,

Whose hair was a sight from the start,

He cut it all off,

And acquired a cough,

Then after a week, did depart.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote fatmoogas Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2005 at 10:57am

There was a young fellow from Greece,

Who decided to buy a hair piece

He walked round the block,

But got a big shock,

When his girlfriend called him "Mau-rice".

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote fatmoogas Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2005 at 11:02am

There was a young fellow called "Flea"

Who was sure he was going to be

A writer of Art;

But he just couldn't start,

So he wrote us a column for free.

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There once was a fellow called Nash,

Who threw out his wig with the trash;

He couldn't go out,

So he gave a big shout

And asked for potatoes and mash.

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There was a young girl from Baku,

Who didn't know what to do

With her split enz,

So she asked all her friends,

And they told her to stick them with glue.

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There was a young fellow called Fred,

Who thought he was already dead.

He said to his wife,

"I was killed by a knife,

While I was going to bed".

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Sorry...that last one didn't have any hair reference.
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