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    Posted: August 28 2005 at 12:43am
On her European press tour for the Dukes movie wore her hair up a couple times, which for me, helped me solidify my opinion she would be just as hot with short hair.
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Pish! I thought those images would work

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Amazing. . . even with the simulated news anchor hair, she still manages to look completely empty-headed -_-; .  I doubt anyone would take her seriously no matter what she did to her hair-- she'd just look like a Barbie whose owner's been playing beauty shop :-P .
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In that second pic, she has a mouth to rival Hilary Swank's.

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Now you're just saying it 'cause you can ^_^ .
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I agree, she is americas nr 1 bimbo. And she doesn't try to hide it either 
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From what I've read, she knows its smart to play dumb.. all the way to the bank!
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The first pic I can see why she would look good with it short just as long she kept the bangs long as in that pic. Anything shorter I don't think it would look good.
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If I had paid big bucks to see her in concert (not likely) and she wore her hair up or tied back, I'd go home disappointed. Yes, it's not all about the music.
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Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!
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Originally posted by loveshort&blonde loveshort&blonde wrote:

Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!


I hope ypur wife doesn't read this, otherwise you might end up like this ->
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I agree that she would look good with short hair/ but short exactly like it looks in the first pic. Long bangs in front., and short in the back.

In that pic she reminds me a little of Faith Hill, and how Faith Hill often has short  hair with long side swept bangs.

 
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Truly an axis of evil. 

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Originally posted by loveshort&blonde loveshort&blonde wrote:

Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!

No, you aren't the only one.  She has a horse face and I don't know why people think she's so pretty.  When she's not looking like a horse, her face looks straight up masculine.  Very strong jaw lines doesn't bode well for her....

 
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Y'all are cold.
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she is very cute and has great teeth

cmon stop being jealous  she is very very cute and sexy
Long with BLUNT bangs or ALL cut to lip length, I cant decide my favorite!
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Honestly, I think she used to be pretty, but now with all the plastic surgery she has had, I think she's starting to look like Michael Jackson.  
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i think shes really pretty. she would look better with long hair though
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Originally posted by loveshort&blonde loveshort&blonde wrote:

Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!

 

I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive. 

But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off."

She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie? 

Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?       



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The funny thing is that here in europe no one cares about her, her life, her music or anything. Well her show is on Mtv but other than that we dont see or hear anything about her.
But in the states there seames to be some kind of jessica madness going on at the moment. Why is it that all the blond bimbos become such a succes over there?

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