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    Posted: January 17 2006 at 5:43pm
let me first give some props to my nig

this just a battle between me nd you
i got mad respect for you though dude
me without pmp is like jada without the lox,
fat joe without the terror squad,
eminem actually not losin it
50 without the unit
timb without the beat
game without his wall street
but this a battle - it aint no beef
consider this a way to get the forums back on its feet
most of the sh*t - i already said it
pmp aint a pimp " he aint the best of it
when his girl got on her knees, she asked where the rest of it"   (haha member that pmp =] )
i love the way i spit
so f**kin nice nd sh*t
i got your mind playin tricks
got your ass going from tits to dick
got you thinkin "yo what do i say after something like thaT?
should i rap?
i think people think im wack
i just should give up before i get lyrically smacked"
im the 1 runnin sh*t kid
havent you hearD? im the forums leg - aand
rappin wasnt a gift it was a bles - sssaan
and anybody who dissagree better stop mes - sssaan
ima say it aint again pmp aint a pmp he lying to the world
he went on myspace asking me "yo dog .. send me some girls"
dog no disrespectt
but please get of the dick of 50 cent
you on his dick
you even have him as your myspace pic...
whats up with that sh*t
if u wanna spit
do ya own thing kid
but do you not him - cause it gettin you a whopping kid
cause u gettin chrushed more then brian kushing from usc did...

theres my round 1 baby gettin sh*t pumped
you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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btw pmp - sicne im doin this - make me moderator

you did say i can get anything i want if he battle
you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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btw - we should have like a crowned freestyle champion

who thinks this should be for the title?
you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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Its all good

 

pmp the dude that makes it his business to murk dudes
Got cats sayin his spits are BRILLIANT like them Guinness commercials
Got some business to work through, some fools to tend to
And by fools, yeah motherf**ker, glavan I meant you
Hb is tired of your lame sh*t, ya act is up
Even the dude next to you on the short bus thinks ya wack as f**k
I got them 'Razor Sharp' lyrics that'll slice you in two
How come the only one in your crew that likes you is you?
Must be followin around dudes is cool, cuz thats all you do
Pmp's lyrics paint pictures so you can envision and capture the beef
And that metal I put in ya mouth wont be caps for ya teeth
This bastard is weak, this battle is like murder in the first Inc.
My words are absurd, glavan you forced me to murder this verse
I've nobattles, and some of yours you're lucky you won
I've won tournys, resurrected this site, glavan WHAT THE f**k HAVE YOU DONE?
Just pissed and moaned, bitched and whined
Cuz you get left out of everything like Jahovas at Christmas time
And im pissed this time, you dont wanna f**k around with Pmp
You'll be found in the street bound at the feet with a round in ya cheek
Im poundin this geek, im c*cky and confident, ima with this trust me
Why the f**k would did i even think about challengin you when ya rusty?
This so called glavan Sensation is gettin popped til theres no heart beats
Make him rethink his life and change his occupation like Domino Harvey
WHO?
Like a clumsy gardener, ima tear up and drop this herb
Cuz i heard he juggles balls worse than A-Rod at third
What kind of lame ass motherf**ker f**kin censors himself?
I'ma prove that even bible thumpers can get sentanced to hell
f**k you, ya moms, ya girl and ya click
Which you dont even have, alla PR thinks you suck dick
You like a paper airplane, under pressure you foldin up
And f**k a gun, you aint even old enough to hold a grudge
The joke is up, Pmp came out firin, ya bitch ass besta stand back
And f**k Jin too, cuz of him even glavan thinks he can rap
But your raps is horrible dog, aint nobody worser than you <maybe lol
You outta place in this battle like a turd in a pool
And I still havent figured out how u can talk like that and not be hard
I knew you werent sh*t from the start just a bunch of sloppy fartsI'll still walk through ya block and ruin ya like a pair of scuffed sneakas











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homie out of all your freestyles that was your weakest
...i could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out your lyrics
he spittin wack sh*t man .. and  im spittin a rhymefest
..this guy is useless to me on my team as a one legged man at an ass kickin contest
really though homie do you got any friends? im just askin a question
you probably dont - the only person you talk to is the priest in confession
cause ur a sad piece of sh*t
dont even question it
lyrically im givin you a lesson kid
i said i dont wanna battle you cause i didnt wanna embarrass you
but now i wanted to - to prove why your mama shoulda miscarriaged you
psh this sh*t already good enoguh for me - theres my round 2
you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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it all love though
you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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You bound to get thrown duke
After readin that sh*t I hope Judge disowns you
Sittin here readin bar after bar of what you gon' do
Knowin damn well its just a list of sh*t you wont do
Ya verse holds no truth, I see you on some 50 sh*t
But believe me, you need to practice 'Just a Lil Bit'
pmp returns, shakin off the rust a lil bit
glavan keeps talkin that sh*t I'ma bust his lil lips
Got me over here laughin from the sh*t he spoke
How you get off callin cats rookies when you got no wins and a lil post
Let me quote glavan, 'You don't want it wit pmp
That cat'll son ya, make ya a goner wit ease
Stop IM me, bitchin and carryin on
Pmp'll kill this pretty boy like Areyon the Don
Just face it, pmp aint the one to play wit
You'll get forced to the pavement and found as a corpse in the basement
You basic, I spit rhymes designed in the minds of four guys
And f**k touchin, yo ass aint never even SEEN a 4-5
You gettin ripped up, kicked, pushed and spit on
f**k this little bitch and the dick he rode in on
You think Pmp lost it? this is proof that I found it
Like me and your girl's G spot when her guts gettin pounded
Stop clownin, my disses i spit hit and stick like glue
One more bar for your ass, I got mad sh*t to do
With that said let me get up out this asshole
Your best defense would have been to let me forget about this



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this a partner ship but dog your ringing hell's bells
and you pissin me off so im do you like jay did r.kells
i might be "big" (biggie/big L) but i aint takin an "L"
you know im fly and a badd ass, sh*t you even said it yourself "boy your flow is hot"
and stop talkin about guns - you aint got what i got
i aint even supposed to say that cause i aint gettin arrested by no cops
and you know what i mean .. i got a criminal record and im only 16
went on probation 2wice, community service 3 times
and i did some sh*t i cant even say in my rhymes
im admitin the truth, i aint even actin in the booth
you aint never done half the sh*t you said dont even play these fools
you hopped on my dick cause u knew i was legit
so ima treat you like a "game", and drop you like gunit did
so f**kin swift and legit with this sh*t
i'll have your ass twistin and turning like a hurricane just hit..

you know me as a pro, respect me as a vet.
i put it down befo`, but u aint seen nuthin yet..
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Pmp wanted to battle glavan, son i hope ya brought ya vest
See me in the battlegroud, bet i leave ya shook like Tourettes
While you lonely at home thinkin bout ya Grandmas humps
Pmp on the front steps cleanin up the camo pump
Back in the day ill admit that I had no guns
But now I got my f**kin sock drawer lookin like an ammo dump
You writin ya own verses? I dont even believe a bar
And f**k keystyling it, dog you couldnt even KEY A CAR!
Believe it dog, yeah i made mixes but got no money from it
Cuz nobody want it til they heard you not on it
Ya wanted to bang my girl but she had to reject the offer
Cuz she heard glavan got a dick the size of a breakfast sausage
Ya hang ya head in shame, but we go home and have that bomb ass sex kid
Cuz when I give her my sausauge she's 'lovin it' like McDonald's breakfast!
And you not the best kid, get ya vest kid
When Pmp squeeze the tecs quick, leave ya chest and neck hit
Didnt have to peep my last battle, but you can bet Pmp killed him
Made dude retire, quit then come back sh*tty like Ricky Williams
Its like im 12 again, in a bar glavn couldnt serve me
Cuz his lyrics about as tight as a midget in a 3x jersey!











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