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he think hes a rap expert but he just tha bitch
sayin he down tha next minute he ready to snitch
u aint nothin pre test but now its time 4 recess so please reset ur preset
cuz it aint cool stay in school,cuz tha rhymes u said will get u booed
f**kin wit me u can die 4 no reason so stop overachieven to realize that ur not breathin
like pac said tha secretz to war is to even tha score i murked ur ass and then i f**k ur whore 
u think u can flow then why in tha hell u readin slow cuz u see my flow and it aint 4 show its that real sh*t that gansta blow u see my ice see it glow thats tha cum on ur bitch face when i let it go. 


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Nigga Im the type to piss on ya grave and spit on tha flowers that ya moms lay by ya tombstone
Ya pops visit ya gravestie come back to tha house see tha door open and yell who's home
Check the first floor and nobody's there
Then suddenly his attention gets turned to tha stairs
Slowly he climbs while seein garment scattered here and scattered there
15 steps now he's at tha top of the stairs
He looks left, he looks right, then he looks down
Back to the left again cuz he heard a muffled sound
proceeds in that direction while his feet feel faint vibrations in tha ground
4 steps, 3 steps, 2 steps, one
Right hand reaches for tha door knob, the left's got tha gun
turn tha nob push tha door so there's a crack of space
See ya moms from the side on her knees but cant see her face
so he push a lil further til the door wide open and what do he see?
Now my first reaction here woulda been to flee
But back to tha story, Me wit my roca wear jeans around my ankles
and ya moms lookin up wit a face of satisfaction like "Thank You"
I look at him like "Can u wait nigga what?"
Cuz Im still gettin mine, still gotta bust this nut
See I knew he wasnt gon pull triggers cuz like son like pops
And his son is a coward whether yall like it or not
See tha whole point behind this was to show my lyrical ability
I could paint vivid pictures, this nigga cant f**k wit me
Grown man lil boy go out in tha yard and play
Cuz u a lil nigga u still put tha condom on tha wrong way
 
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he wanna play mind games like jepoardy
it takes a real motherf**ker to step to me
imma hit ur ass up like letter b
but u better freeze and let it go at ease cuz wit tha NDG imma make u a lil celebrity
u can be my side show on my rodeos or my side kick ridin my dick,robin or rodman it dont even matter cuz im tha star man, u can be tha first to start but im tha last to finish cuz im ready to diminish tha competition did u listen pay attention next time imma beat ur ass into my position of submission but dont want that so be like fat joe and lean back or get all quiet like act dont try to hype up cuz i leave ur eyes c*cked like tmac or bernie mac it doesnt matter im on top of tha ladder ur look up makes me feel even sadder that i had to shush ur talkin put ur ass on tha ground then imma start cwalkin cuz im tha ice man u thought u was nice man but u just aight man just keep on writin cuz if u keep on fightin u gonna end of
dyin so dont cry lil bitch dry ur eyes cuz im tha murderer from tha eastside.


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This nigga is too weak to stand the test of time
Notice I get stronger wit each round u know what they say about fine wine
And while u wine and that bitch
Ima dick in mouth, dick in ass, dick in pussy that bitch
Talkin bout how u got millions and sh*t
Nigga if u got millions then u large what u doin in this bitch
on a website at damn near 3 in tha mornin
Im tired of false claimin niggas, look at me Im yawnin
See I aint claimin nothin but a hot flow thats sicka than tha top floor of tha hospital
Talk sh*t faggot nigga we both know u get slapped wit dicks thas not little
Dude ya punchlines is weak they more like slap line
f**k wit me dog u'll find yaself on a flat line
Eitha that or on ya back lookin up like wat happened
This sh*t is easier than playin a USFL team wit tha All Stars on rookie on madden
 
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homicide blu gang u kno wat is
my niggaz have ur bitch swallolin all our kids
a baby shower in less than one hour and when u kiss her u gonna ask whys her mouth so sour
cuz u gettin played u displayed ur name and ur game and its gon in a simple wave
i can drown u just at a glimpse of my hair so dont try to rapair tha damgage that u tried to prepare
cuz ur rhyms and as hot as mine and ur waves and spinnin not as nice as mine
u dared me now ur scared of me be aware b cuz i throw them cs
u can get some zs or can me my d.es
ur unbeliavable,cuz u say sh*t,u cant even do, probally listenin to my rhymes and thought u was lyrical ur pitiful ur rappin is baby food sh*t i flow i speak can make ur knees weak and it will u full like caught my skeet i kno u love thats why u say my name like destinys child but tha only thing u aint that wild ur mild like popeyes chicken and listenin to ur flow is just sickenin.   
 


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Nigga thank he 50 cent talkin bout enemies want him dead like "Many Men"
Shut that sh*t up nigga for I use this thang to make ya forehead look Indian
Ask ya girl about me, I guarantee that she heard
So far I done completely disrespected u and I aint even use tha C-Word
Nigga f**k spittin sh*t Im upchukin
If I aim this lyrical assault at ya dome then start duckin
It wasnt nuthin to dispose of his ass
sh*t all I needed was a match and a gallon of gas
Im so sick of this sh*t
Wait is it me or in line 5 of his last whateva u wanna call it did he invite me to ride his dick?
Nigga u sweet u gay H-O-M-O
U want me to ride ya dick nigga all I wanna do is flow
Nigga this aint no battle this is biological warfare
Cuz I spit toxic that if it contact skin it'll corrode and burn off all hair
Why yall think we doin this sh*t ova computer
Its cuz of dat and cuz I dont like to surround myself wit losers
 
 
 
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nigga i got my ak,semi spray,alleviate my f**kin prey u better prey,abbreviate dooms day d.d i see u bleed,my enemies,step to me,definitely,tha ndg,my glocks c*cked,catch nine shots like 2pac,i see u rot,believe it or not im on top im like rick ross imma boss,my rhymes blings,let em floss,tha flow u toss,is not hard,but all soft,weak ass sh*t like randy moss,glocks never freezin,bangin heathen 4 no reason,u left not breathin,this is a different flow,tha same yo that f**ked ur hoe,she sucked me dry,i let her know she had to go u want mo,hell no,shut ur face, u aint hood i seen ur ass on myspace ur flow is a timewaste but imma let u taste it a lil shine but at tha victory is mind.


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holla at ur boy im done nigga tomorrow we'll see whats up ccccddddaaaaaaa im sleepy and im ready to f**k holla at ur boy..NDG.


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Nigga ya higlight tape'll get crushed by my bloopers and outtakes
Im a global epidemic, u a local outbreak
You a juvenile delinquent, Im a cold blooded murderer
Im a legend like Rakim, u some lil nigga no one ever even heard of
Im a customized phantom, u aint even a navigator
im a money maker, I'll call u tha worst name of all...a f**kin hater
See a hater love when other niggas experience success
A hater gets mad when u better, Im a diety, u know u mediocre at best
A hater never supports he only tries to tear down
Niggas like this guy mad cuz they'll never even get fitted for tha crown
Talkin bout he tired please nigga u wanted out.. u ran for tha door
A hater flees in the face of adversity...need I say more?
Spread wings and fly despite the opposition of haters kinda like a bird
Come on now nigga u had to know I wasnt gon let u have tha last word lol 
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i say kingshuffle has won so far for sure!
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imma let ur lil bitch ass get tha last word so u can feel better but u just say tha same sh*t ppl basically say on here wit that borin sh*t.


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wait a minute f**k that.



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ndg won the 1st one but it was close.
 
but all the others i think king shuffle came with some sick punchlines and showed how sick he was when he spit a story.
 
i was kinda dispointed when NDG got caught with that Cass rhyme and King Shuffle said there was a couple Jae Hood lines not sure if its true bout after admitting to the Cass it sounds suspect.
 
but but but for some reason i dont feel like king shuffle wrote those rhymes too. maybe a friend or an older brother cus no lie your 1st post was kinda wack and then the 2nd battle had crazy punchlines and metaphors it seems like it cant be you.
 
i dunno just how i feel great battle if it was you king shuffle i think you won
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u wanna keep rappin and on allnight long
no and dam well u kno ur curfew is at 10:00 sing ur lil bedtime songs
tryin get the last word and sh*t like it will get u picked now its time to die ur soul will be missed matter noone will u snitch u just a mostquito on this bitch, gettin on niggaz nerves tryin get ur post up repeatin sh*t in big captions tryin to put in close up, u tryin f**k me kno better that didnt realize than, havent that ur fathers not back, he tried that same sh*t and got his ass hurt real bad cut em up and em and plastic put em and a plastic bag now his toe his tag nigga dou miss ur dad he probally did cuz probally was a sperm donor to ur ass.so ur havent benn nonethin writin sh*t on here tryin feel somethin but i will tell a bitch to her face but in this u r it u think can beat cuz u some of  my rhymes that was from a long time and now im in my prime and to u nigga this until tha entil if i ever see u ur ass is mine.imma catastrophe ur goin to be my tragedy so please find a new stragedy cuz they u freestyle is tha i used to back when i was in diapers and bootsers. and how can i be a juvenile when u lil bow wow harlem shakin and sh*t cuz u kno not to cwalk cut u in tha face and throught so u wont be able talk but it dont matter noone listen to u anyways im tha man roung here thats what this rhyme clearly says.
u say imma hater that f**k look at u everytime i rhyme on here u had to put ur lil 2 cents too but imma leave u black blu cuz u just proved u aint sh*t with tha last word dude and make it known that u can mess wit tha magnamous smokin cannibus thus style can u handle this u kno cant so just take ur ass to out to hood maybe to canada.yo and u kno well as i do u aint a killa kill that nigga u wouldnt kill it had too. cuz im tha sun ur just a lil star one day u can make a wish and u can finally be subpar cuz tha flow aint hard it dont leave scares it leave little scatches like koala claws so u need to pause and u need to stop becuz just ur rhymes just makes me happy not mad cuz its funny cuz u wanna win so bad.  


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Nigga all u talk is that gang bang bang gang shoot em up sh*t
Nigga u tha same lame wit tha same game as the kind we all grew up wit
Im only sendin lyrical slugs at u and u doin backflips like gymnastics
Still cant see me and I gave u glasses
Still cant f**k wit me and I gave u some magnums
Nigga u jus anotha slash in my win column but dont worry u aint alone its plenty like the rings around saturn
Dog success runs from u like a lil kid and u a grown man wit a halloween mask on
U and rap dont go togetha like slow dancin to a fast song
But me and rap is inseperable we compatible kid
More compatible and inseperable than ya bitch and my dick
So I guess what that means is I dont need her no more
So here u go u could have her back I beat that sh*t and she sore
So stick ya dick in that, go ahead u know u wanna f**k
You'll jus be once again followin in my footsteps but dont worry its good luck
And when u recognize what u doin u pull out and jump up
Thas when she gon have to tell yo ass about me and wat was up
Now u wish she woulda told fore u ate that pussy nigga how did it taste
She did that on purpose, plus I told her to squirt in ya face.
Now u mad u dont wanna talk so u got to tha computer and log on to myspace
Errbody scroll back up, see when he was talkin bout how he seen me on myspace
Thas cuz he was lookin at my pic puttin his lips to tha screen tryna kiss on my face
Why am I even f**kin wit this dude, u lower than tha dirt in tha sole of my shoe nigga U IS THA TIMEWASTE
Not me
U Got me?
Nigga jus stop breathe!
You'll have to take a night class jus to be an impersonation of a co-py
So stop please
U not G
And Nigga U not Me
U done took a bigger beatin than Sly Stallone combined in all 5 movies of Ro-cky
So here's a pen here's a pad, somethin u shoulda neva had but nigga jus watch me
Ill show u how to shape up cuz nigga u slo-ppy
Dont know about confident but u too ugly to be co-cky
Think Sam Cassell Tyrone Hill and 6 failed plastic surgeries
U got that pic in ya head...aight, now u lookin at NDG
Call yaself tha don nigga tha don of wat
U keep more dick in ya ass than sh*t in ya butt
Nigga its murda this round I aint need 4 downs cuz on first down Im in tha endzone doin my dance for tha touchdown
So shutdown
Nigga Wat now?
U stuck now, u wanted this sh*t
I aint even sweatin yet Im in great shape  let's see if u fit
Cuz see my metaphors foreva more etched in ya mental
Wanna go 2 for 2 cuz u can get a footprint etched in ya dental
This guy goes to tha lot lookin for rentals
Cuz he got no dough, and he got no dough cuz his rhyme style is simple
 
 
 
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Okaaay I see yall my dudes
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king shuffle pwns tha other guy for sha
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king shuffle won this...all day the way...NDg had him first won...but he kilt yo ass mayne
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Yo who yall think won? Or is NDG comin back like what's tha deal is we still goin cuz that aint no problem but if not who yall think won?
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i say u won king shuffle
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