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    Posted: June 29 2006 at 11:09pm
Yo check tha lil portfolio out this is all from my first battle I only had one so far but let me know what yall think
 
Nigga all u talk is that gang bang bang gang shoot em up sh*t
Nigga u tha same lame wit tha same game as the kind we all grew up wit
Im only sendin lyrical slugs at u and u doin backflips like gymnastics
Still cant see me and I gave u glasses
Still cant f**k wit me and I gave u some magnums
Nigga u jus anotha slash in my win column but dont worry u aint alone its plenty like the rings around saturn
Dog success runs from u like a lil kid and u a grown man wit a halloween mask on
U and rap dont go togetha like slow dancin to a fast song
But me and rap is inseperable we compatible kid
More compatible and inseperable than ya bitch and my dick
So I guess what that means is I dont need her no more
So here u go u could have her back I beat that sh*t and she sore
So stick ya dick in that, go ahead u know u wanna f**k
You'll jus be once again followin in my footsteps but dont worry its good luck
And when u recognize what u doin u pull out and jump up
Thas when she gon have to tell yo ass about me and wat was up
Now u wish she woulda told fore u ate that pussy nigga how did it taste
She did that on purpose, plus I told her to squirt in ya face.
Now u mad u dont wanna talk so u got to tha computer and log on to myspace
Errbody scroll back up, see when he was talkin bout how he seen me on myspace
Thas cuz he was lookin at my pic puttin his lips to tha screen tryna kiss on my face
Why am I even f**kin wit this dude, u lower than tha dirt in tha sole of my shoe nigga U IS THA TIMEWASTE
Not me
U Got me?
Nigga jus stop breathe!
You'll have to take a night class jus to be an impersonation of a co-py
So stop please
U not G
And Nigga U not Me
U done took a bigger beatin than Sly Stallone combined in all 5 movies of Ro-cky
So here's a pen here's a pad, somethin u shoulda neva had but nigga jus watch me
Ill show u how to shape up cuz nigga u slo-ppy
Dont know about confident but u too ugly to be co-cky
Think Sam Cassell Tyrone Hill and 6 failed plastic surgeries
U got that pic in ya head...aight, now u lookin at NDG
Call yaself tha don nigga tha don of wat
U keep more dick in ya ass than sh*t in ya butt
Nigga its murda this round I aint need 4 downs cuz on first down Im in tha endzone doin my dance for tha touchdown
So shutdown
Nigga Wat now?
U stuck now, u wanted this sh*t
I aint even sweatin yet Im in great shape  let's see if u fit
Cuz see my metaphors foreva more etched in ya mental
Wanna go 2 for 2 cuz u can get a footprint etched in ya dental
This guy goes to tha lot lookin for rentals
Cuz he got no dough, and he got no dough cuz his rhyme style is simple
 
Nigga Im the type to piss on ya grave and spit on tha flowers that ya moms lay by ya tombstone
Ya pops visit ya gravestie come back to tha house see tha door open and yell who's home
Check the first floor and nobody's there
Then suddenly his attention gets turned to tha stairs
Slowly he climbs while seein garment scattered here and scattered there
15 steps now he's at tha top of the stairs
He looks left, he looks right, then he looks down
Back to the left again cuz he heard a muffled sound
proceeds in that direction while his feet feel faint vibrations in tha ground
4 steps, 3 steps, 2 steps, one
Right hand reaches for tha door knob, the left's got tha gun
turn tha nob push tha door so there's a crack of space
See ya moms from the side on her knees but cant see her face
so he push a lil further til the door wide open and what do he see?
Now my first reaction here woulda been to flee
But back to tha story, Me wit my roca wear jeans around my ankles
and ya moms lookin up wit a face of satisfaction like "Thank You"
I look at him like "Can u wait nigga what?"
Cuz Im still gettin mine, still gotta bust this nut
See I knew he wasnt gon pull triggers cuz like son like pops
And his son is a coward whether yall like it or not
See tha whole point behind this was to show my lyrical ability
I could paint vivid pictures, this nigga cant f**k wit me
Grown man lil boy go out in tha yard and play
Cuz u a lil nigga u still put tha condom on tha wrong way
 
Nigga Im the type to piss on ya grave and spit on tha flowers that ya moms lay by ya tombstone
Ya pops visit ya gravestie come back to tha house see tha door open and yell who's home
Check the first floor and nobody's there
Then suddenly his attention gets turned to tha stairs
Slowly he climbs while seein garment scattered here and scattered there
15 steps now he's at tha top of the stairs
He looks left, he looks right, then he looks down
Back to the left again cuz he heard a muffled sound
proceeds in that direction while his feet feel faint vibrations in tha ground
4 steps, 3 steps, 2 steps, one
Right hand reaches for tha door knob, the left's got tha gun
turn tha nob push tha door so there's a crack of space
See ya moms from the side on her knees but cant see her face
so he push a lil further til the door wide open and what do he see?
Now my first reaction here woulda been to flee
But back to tha story, Me wit my roca wear jeans around my ankles
and ya moms lookin up wit a face of satisfaction like "Thank You"
I look at him like "Can u wait nigga what?"
Cuz Im still gettin mine, still gotta bust this nut
See I knew he wasnt gon pull triggers cuz like son like pops
And his son is a coward whether yall like it or not
See tha whole point behind this was to show my lyrical ability
I could paint vivid pictures, this nigga cant f**k wit me
Grown man lil boy go out in tha yard and play
Cuz u a lil nigga u still put tha condom on tha wrong way
 

This nigga read my first flow and knew I was hot

When he was done his confidence dropped like Enron stock
Now this nigga prolly like "I dont know what Enron is, Im a gangsta, I stay wit my hand on tha trigger"
 
No U dont nigga tha reason u dont know what enron is is cuz u a IGNORANT NIGGER
And notice I put "ER" at tha end not no "A"
 
Thas cuz u nigger in tha true sense of tha word...A f**kin disgrace
 
So I guess I gotta play exterminata
Watch how I erase and eradicate ya
Lay u in tha grass so u could get in touch wit nature
Nigga I stay equipped like a transformer...Optimus Prime
U want a shot at tha throne...pick a spot in tha line
And while u waitin go ahead and suck a dick
While I get my dick sucked...u wish u had it like this
See Im tha king homie so I suggest that u quit hatin
Tha throne been my home for so long Im rennovatin
Im the epitomy of what u want outta ya career's destination
U just a animation, a caricature of what it meas to be emulatin
But Im tired of freestylin cuz these jus words
And u know tha sayin, sticks and stones these redbones love the words of my mouth
Especially ya bitch, get her in tha dark hours of tha am and she usin her mouth
Im use to her mouth
sh*t nigga Im used to her house
Im comin thru tha window upstairs on tha right when the front door is what u leavin out.
See this niggas a biter and he come wit that written
Nigga u spit that nigga J Hood sh*t on page 2 topic called "Findin Recogntion"
Talkin bout how u nice wit tha shotty,
Might as well throw yaself at me cuz Im catchin a body
That was J Hood nigga what u thought I wasnt gon notice
Im jus puttin it out there so tha spectators can know this
See that nigga gon spit otha people stuff cuz he know that his sh*t flop
Thougt we wasnt gon recognize???...PLEASE Nigga, we listen to hip hop!
 
iM A CAGED ANIMAL U SHOULDA NEVA LET ME OUT//  IM GON TELL U ERRTHANG THIS NIGGA GON RAP ABOUT// HE GON TALK ABOUT GUNS HE DONT BUST, MONEY HE DONT SPEND// HOES HE DONT f**k// AND CARS HE AINT NEVA EVEN SIT IN// NOW IF THATS THA DEFINITION OF BEIN HOT THEN YOU LUCIFER'S BROTHER// AND IM A NORTH POLE NIGGA WIT A ESKIMO FOR A MOTHER// BUT HEAT IS HEAT DESPITE THA FACT THAT IM ON A HIGHER PLATEAU AND PLANE// SO I COULD STOOP DOWN TO YA LEVEL AND BEAT U AT YA OWN GAME// IM RAPPIN ON YO LEVEL AND HERE'S WHAT I WOULD SAY// NIGGA I GOT MORE HOT LINES THAN TELEPHONES AT A HOTLINE// DISAGREE AND YOU COULD TASTE THESE HOT NINES// CUZ ONE OF THESE HOT NINES PLUS TWO OF THESE HOT LINES WILL HAVE YA DOME THE SAME COLOR AS A CORNER STOP SIGN// STOP LYIN U AINT NO GANGSTA U JUS TALK THAT sh*t// CUZ GETTIN SLAPPED BY YA MOMS IS THA MOST VIOLENCE U EVA BEEN INVOLVED WIT// SAY U IN THA CLUB DRANKIN...PLEASE NIGGA//  SOMEBODY TELL THIS GUY THAT ZIMA'S NOT HARD LIQUOR// SAY U ON THA BLOCK SMOKIN...HOW U FIGURE THAT// ME N U BOTH KNOW THEM WAS CANDY CIGARETTES// I'LL SEND SLUGS AT U THATS THA SIZE OF SHAQ PINKY//  THEY'LL PENETRATE AND LEAVE YA BODY LIMP LIKE A SLINKY//  IM PLOTTIN ON YA LIFE LIKE THA BRAIN AND PINKY//  DONT EVER BATTLE ME NIGGA WHAT THA f**k ARE U THINKING// SO IF U SENILE SEE NOW MY FREESTYLES BE WILD//  THINK U COULD WALK IN MY SHOES?  HERE TAKE THEM sh*tS WALK A MILE WALK A WHILE WALK THA TOWN// YEA AND WHILE U WALKIN NIGGA I RUN U DOWN// AND IM BAREFOOT U SCARED LOOK GIVE UP NOW//  YOU WONT LOSE NO RESPECT BUT IF IT CONTINUE ON IMA LYRICALLY SHOOT U DOWN 
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NIGGA DAS TOO MUCH TA READ, I DOUBT NE BODY GON SPEND 15 MIN READIN THIS, ER BODY IM SHO ALREADY DEN SEEN YA BATTLE.
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