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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rainbow Islands Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 07 2016 at 8:32am
Originally posted by Klaatu48 Klaatu48 wrote:

She needs to take a couple more inches off to get out of soccer mom territory.
Agree. The style/cut isn't a patch on her old pixie cut, which was at least elegantly styled.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HAWG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 07 2016 at 3:13pm
Apparently she was on Wendy Williams the other day and even though they got into the "breast feeding in public" topic later in this video:

http://www.eonline.com/news/728678/alyssa-milano-argues-with-wendy-williams-about-breastfeeding-in-public-talks-weight-loss

they first showed a picture of Alyssa with her very short pixie from 15 years ago. Alyssa laughed and said something to the effect that her short cuts get shorter and that she'll probably look like that in a couple of months.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 08 2016 at 9:04am
Originally posted by Kramer Kramer wrote:

So her hair is too long for you now? 


Its obvious that's what Spud said and seems Alyssa agrees.
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So, here's my unsolicited theory and prediction...

As you're probably aware, during pregnancy, women's natural hair loss slows dramatically. Shortly after childbirth, nature plays catch-up and the shedding increases at an equally dramatic rate. All the hair that was supposed to fall out and didn't, now does.

When Alyssa started making public appearances again after her baby was born, we all commented that her hair, when worn down, looked "off". It had that cotton-candy look of fine hair that had been fluffed up to add volume. And Alyssa does not have fine hair.

So, my theory is that she finally punted and decided to cut it short because she just couldn't get it to look decent with out WAY too much effort or simply wearing it up. That's also why I think she went short, but not REALLY short. The way this style is cut (full on top, still covering the ears), it will be much easier to grow out than a full-blown pixie. That's not to say she won't go shorter; most women do when they go short after having long hair for an extended period. But they also then tend to grow it back out.

Thus, on to my prediction...

My guess over the next few months, you'll see Alyssa stay around this length or possibly go even shorter. However, by mid-year at the earliest and end of year at the latest, you'll see her start to grow it out again. That will be about the time the regrowth of hair will have balanced out the hair loss.

I do, unfortunately, think the days of Alyssa rocking a mane around mid-back or so are past. For this cut to grow back out below her shoulders will be about a two year process. I definitely think she will be back below shoulder length, though. So, Kramer can look forward to 2018 for Alyssa to have fully returned to her long locks.

Hey, if Debra Messing can pull it off at 47(!)...

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WOW!  Two JerkyFlea sightings in one day!  Well, it's back to the basement for you big guy!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kramer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2016 at 3:21pm
Originally posted by JerkyFlea JerkyFlea wrote:

So, here's my unsolicited theory and prediction...

I definitely think she will be back below shoulder length, though. So, Kramer can look forward to 2018 for Alyssa to have fully returned to her long locks.

Hey, if Debra Messing can pull it off at 47(!)...

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At a Super Bowl party:

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what the...?
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It does show off her pretty face but this is a style that I wouldn't mind seeing go away...are you listening Megyn Kelly, Alyssa...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JerkyFlea Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2016 at 7:58am
My biggest takeaway from this style is that the long bangs part of her new short 'do don't work for her. She looks better with it more off her face. Which, ironically, was indicative of her long styles, whether down or up...

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Awful.
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I like it a lot. It's slightly ridiculous, yes, but after so many years of flattened, volume-less, relentlessly-bland hair, I'm grateful for a style at the opposite extreme. It's got volume and attitude, and it's kinda cool. And it's Alyssa, so you know she'll try something different tomorrow.
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Originally posted by Curlyfan Curlyfan wrote:

I like it a lot. It's slightly ridiculous, yes, but after so many years of flattened, volume-less, relentlessly-bland hair, I'm grateful for a style at the opposite extreme. It's got volume and attitude, and it's kinda cool. And it's Alyssa, so you know she'll try something different tomorrow.

Not sure how anyone can like that a lot!
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Probably way easier to care for. Heck, that would be my style if I parted it on the side. That style would be nothing special on me and it's nothing special on Alyssa. It was better poofed up.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote loveshorthair Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2016 at 5:21am
Mmm, this is a tough one.  I hate the combed back look (a la megyn kelly), but I also don't like how heavy the one side is.  Just give me some scissors and I will fix it!
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Growing it out?
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Is it just me, or does that outfit make it look like she has the shortest torso on earth?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JerkyFlea Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2016 at 7:58am
Back is already shorter (see comparison to the Wendy Williams pic) and I think the sides are as well. Looks like she's in the "shorter before longer phase" or trimming up the sides so the top can catch up. I think it's the former for now, though...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bob S Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2016 at 4:46pm
I really didn't mind her cropped hair from years ago, but this is the pits. Worst ever. Dead
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