Beware: Men with sideways hair

I read a report recently which may interest men who have their hair parted on one side. It came as advice to women, and the gist of it was this; Is your guy a "new man"? Will he help with the housework, nappy changing and the like? OR is he one of those unreconstructed womans-place-in-the-home where's my dinner/slippers/newspaper and "How's about it it's Wednesday" types? Of course you can't tell, but one 'clue' given was to look at his hair. They concluded that if he had a side parting the chances were the latter variety. Old fashioned hair gave away old fashioned values. Now I don't like to generalise but I have to say a straw poll of people I know (old and young fogeys alike) would seem to confirm that view. Have you found that?