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Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas

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Topic: Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas
Posted By: Kirbie
Subject: Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas
Date Posted: August 18 2011 at 8:27pm

10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds!

9. While Santa’s in the house... go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket!

8. While Santa’s in the house... replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly!

7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!!

6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home.

5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime"

4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections.

3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill.

2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins!

1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us buddy!!"

Posted By: Karen Shelton
Date Posted: August 18 2011 at 8:33pm
Hey Kirbie,

I sent you an email and asked you to contact me.  I hope to hear from you very soon. 

Thank you.

That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger or drives you totally insane. :-)

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