back to school blues (headlice time!)

Hello Ladies,

Cleopatra used to say that the best way for her to let her hair down and relax was to have some of her servants go through her hair gently and pick headlice and nits from her hair one by one.

Women in Eastern Europe and Asia still spend hours everyday going through each others` hair picking headlice and nits. It is not they do not have the lice shampoo or the nit combs there, but they actually enjoy other people going through their carefully picking headlice and nits.
Unfortunately, the women in the western world are deprieved of such pleasures:
a. the material world hardly leaves any time for such activities
b. having lice is considered a taboo even if 10 million people in America get lice very year.

Enough of introduction...I am a very well educated young man in the NorthEast who has a fetish for picking headlice and nits from women`s hair.
Unfortunately, out of those 10 million who catch lice very year, more than 80% are young children between the age of 3-13. But, the remaining victims are typically mothers of the little ones, school teachers, hairdressers and school nurses.

So, if you are a woman who wants to get the headlice picked by a gentle person, I would like you to send me an email.

I think women, over the years, have been derived pleasure by getting their lice picked by the others. I offer that pleasure to women here in the North East after several decades.

Plus, the headlice shampoos have become ineffective and the new generation of headlice have become immuned to them. So, most don`t have a choice, but to go back to the conventional ways of removing lice and nits, the manual way.

So, again, send me an email and let us plan on having our nitpicking day together.

Sincerely,

NitPicker (nitpickerus@yahoo.com)