Trying to get emo hair

I used a straightner three times yesterday. I did it in the morning then I did it again later on after it was really windy and then did it at night after a shower, my hair is still straight and doesnt show any signs of going sqewif. If your not into straightners this is going to sound really strange but I comb out my hair normally and sit infront of a cold electric fan it always seems to stay straight (with a bit of extra tlc in the morning). I find using a hair dryer drys my hair too quickly and it just frizzes.

I posted this in the curly, section tii

I've had dry curly and yeah I'd say gross hair my entire life heres some pics

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/DwayneEckert/worldofwarcraft.jpg

Thats a shorter one and heres a horrible longer one

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/DwayneEckert/DSC00442.jpg

Yeah i was drunk but anyways. I think another part of the problem is too that my hairline is reallly far up its not receding really its just been that way forever.

I wamma know how I can get longer straight and yes emo hair. ANy suggestions are appreciated. I've tried leave in conditioner I shower condition every day I've tried blow drying and coming through till dry and nothing seems to work