Does Santa really live on the North Pole?

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   Q. Does Santa really live on the North Pole?

A.
 Uncertain. However, rumor has it that the story of Santa and the North 
Pole has nothing to do with the Arctic, but that Santa is known to 
frequently ask the Elves and reindeer if he can shove his pole up north.
  Obviously, this is related to the cryptic description "up where the 
sun don't shine", which applies to both the North Pole and a*sholes in 
general.