Blonde Hair that looks...weird

My hair has never been a normal blonde :-P . For a while in high school my hair was kinda wheat- or golden-blonde, which was, er, actually the result of peroxide and sitting out under the sun every morning while waiting for class to start. . . not very recommended. . . And several years ago my hair was strawberry-blonde when I tried to use a store-bought lightening kit to pre-bleach my hair in hopes I could dye it blue. The strawberry only lasted like a day before I tried the blue. . . and then it looked green. . . *falls over* And then there was that horrible disaster when I used a highlighting kit to try to do blonde streaks, and they came out orange with like an inch or two of white at the roots. . . By now, if my hair ever went a normal shade of blonde, I'd probably die of shock :-P .