hair predictions

I like the post. Thanks.

Now that Jennifer Anniston is single again I wouldn't be suprised if we see a change in her style.

I demand more predictions!

Thanks Jasmine.
Geez, you'd think I'd get more feedback on this.
Only one compliment for all those predictions I wrote?
I'm hurt.
Just for that I'm not going to dance on my opening monologue tonight.
and we all know the ladies love my moves. Owwww!

Sure I have some
In The Year 2005. In the year 2005....
George W Bush after he wins the election will apppear at the Innaugration sporting a shaved head. On lookers will gaps when he turns to show the back of his neck reveals a 666 tattoo

In The year 2005.. In The Year 2005...
Scientist will finally discover a cure for hair loss.
They will find it in the strangest of sources.
They will discover Cow extremint has DHT inhibting chemicals which when massaged into the head of a balding person it will automatically reverse Male Pattern baldness overnight.
Balding men will flock to the nearest farm to find Cow dung.
By late 2005 when these mens hair have come back full and thick a popular culture term will be given to them. "There's goes a sh*t head"
In The year 2005....

In the year 2005...
Due to war and the banning on any cosmetic products from over seas, Woman across the country will be unable to use hair dye. Such as Loreal Paris. The Ban prompts Jessica Simpson to let her natural color come in.
During that time her IQ will skyrocket from 26 to a whopping 170. Scientist will study this Phenomenom and discover that the bleach Jessica was using was seeping chemicals into her head and causing temporary brain damage..
In the Year 2005...

In The year 2005...
At The 2005 Superbowl Half Time Show, Britney Spears will perform, but be embarrased at the very end of her performance when her co singer Usher, who as a part of the act is suppose to tug at Brintey's hair in a sexy way at the end of the song. as he does, A handful of her "Extensions" are pulled out. The lights go off as Usher is surprised and Britney cries off the stage.
The next night on all the talk shows, Entertainment Tonight will coin the Phrase " Hair extension malfunction".. In the year 2005..

In The year 2005...
A team of Swedish Scientist will do research on How so many of the classic rock bands of the 60- and 70's still have full heads of hair into there 50's and 60's. A part of the study includes legendary band The Rolling Stones
These scientist and the world will be shocked when the studies conclude that Keith Richards and Mick Jager while indeed do have full heads of hair they have been dead for years and have been injected with imbalming fluid and remote controls and state of the art nano technology in order to appear to the public that they are alive. Mich Jagger will aplogize on Leno the following week and and break into "Start me Up, as his keepers program his circuts...In The Year 2005

In the year 2005...
America's Top Model Host is featured on MTV's Punk'd. During the episode. She goes to her regular salon , but her regular stylist is off. Instad one of Aston Kutcher's fake helpers appreas to be the stylist. Trya ask for a trim. The stylist proceeds to cut off all her hair entirely. A schocked Trya gasp. Enraged she gets up from the seat only to turn around and see the 2004 ATM runner up Jenipher laughing and a nervous Ashton Kutcher looking on.
Jenipher explains Trya has been punk'd and that it was pay back for her having to get all her hair cut for the show. Ashton swears he didnt know it was going to go that far.
After a nasty legal battle, Trya wins a multi million dollar lawsuit against MTV and Ashton Kutcher. Which forces Ashton into obscurity after his show That 70's show ends and Punk'd is yanked off the air, and penny-less from the legal battle he moves with Demi Moore to Idaho and opens a Kaballah learning center the only one in the state to be exact. He proceeds in changing his name to Rabbi Ashton Kutcherstein and is never heard from again.
in the Year 2005....