I GOTTA STORY TO TELL

 

Please believe this sh*t will be continued EASY. 

 

THE CONCLUSION:

 

I just read that above and it sort of rhymes (unintentional).

 

That certain black celebrity whose name I wasen't gonna expose well I have to because its a combination. This chick is a combination between Stacy Dash & Gloria Valez. Her ass aint the fattest but its a bubble, but she is stacking some C-Cups. Enough with the measurements, what makes this ish so crazy is that she's ENGAGED. I'm like wtf, and she's getting married in like a month.

 

Now before this was happening my girl got mad at me for some sh*t I apparently did wrong. How is this wrong...yall tell me. It's my boy's 21st birthday and we going to the club to celebrate. Mind you my girl sees me enter the club and we both wave at each other. So now me and my dudes are in the club for about an hour and guess who decides to call me? My girl asks me where am I. I'm like I'm at an ex's house. She starts yelling blah blah blah, I hang up the phone and get back to having a good time.

 

I can't finish this story without being interrupted...I have to attend these fools at work, I'll finish this later.

 

 

I told my girl that I was at an ex's house just for some drama that would lead to some angry ass f**kin later on . However that angry sex never happened and she just went to sleep angry and woke up the nexy day angry. So basically I dropped the ball there for no reason other than looking to spice it up.

 

So I go to work that day and I'm doing my work and the chick says to me I look cute today. Mind you I was wolfin (6th week no line), I had on some ripped slacks, and a faded off-white lacoste shirt with a tie. So that right there was her telling me I want to f**k you. So basically I said what you doing later...they always say nothing. Surprisingly her man (FIANCE) is out of town during the week and he only comes through on the weekends due to work or some sh*t. At lunchtime we go to the handicapped mens bathroom and locked the door. She takes her shirt off and lets them biddies out  , so now im wide awake. Then she takes my pants off and gets her Supa Dupa Head on. TSOH, SUPAHEAD DONT GOT NOTHING ON THIS BITCH. That sh*t felt soo good I almost gave her some money. I felt kinda guilty that I was getting it for free but I squashed that idea right before I was gonna come and I said let's continue this later. She was like NOO I want it now, and im like you sucked the life force out of me and I need to eat something right now . She was like ok.

 

I would bring her to my crib to smash but I dont bring smeezes home. I decided not to f**k this bitch but I still let her smd from time to time (SMD = SUCK MY DICK). I had a premonition the other day about my girl and I think she may very well be the one I end up with. So I don't want to keep doing her dirty even though I dont approach girls but I never tell them to stop or to go away. That's kind of hard to do telling a girl that looks bangin to do such.

 

She don't be making it any easier at work neither, its getting hotter and hotter and she dresses soooo seductively. They need to write her up on smeezin to please or something. I might have to start taking myself down whenever she's around, what's worse is I be trying to do my work and she will come to my office space and eyef**k the sh*t out of me.

 

I'm still saying no to her but im sayin yes in my mind, If yall could see & hear her voice yall would understand besides you dont say no to a bitch with great neck.