E----Man vs Dothdamnthang Update

YO DOTHDAMNTHANG I WENT TO THE BARBERSHOP TO GET A HAIRCUT FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SKOOL TOMMOROW...BEACUASE I HAD A MONSTER WOLFING SESSION THAT LASTED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SUMMER...I WENT TO A RANDOM BARBER BEACAUSE MY BARBER WASN'T THERE AND I COULDN'T WAIT CAUSE MY O'L GURL WAZ IN A RUSH...SO I TOLD HIM TO GIVE ME A 2WTG...THAT BITCH GAVE ME A 1WTG THEN AFTER THE FACT HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT A LOWER CUT WAZ GUNNA BRING OUT MY WAVES MORE...I WAS PISSED OFF LYKE A MOTHERloveER!!!! SCHRATCH THAT, IM STILL PISSED OFF LYKE A MOTHERloveER!!! HE loveED UP MY WHOLE loveING PROGRESS....I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE MY PICZ AFTER MY CUT...IT'S STILL A LITTLE THERE...BUT IT'S NUTTIN LYKE BE4...BUT LOOK, I BE SENDING WAVE CONNECTION ALL MY UPDATE'Z AND SHYT CUZ HE'S LYKE MY MENTOR...SO YOU PM HIM IF HE STILL GOT SOME OF THEM...THEN POST THOSE...OR WE CAN POSTPONE THE BATTLE UNTIL NEXT MONTH WHEN IM BACK ON THE TOP OF MY GAME...THAT WILL GIVE BOTH OF US MOTIVATION TO BE BETTER THAN EACHOTHER...IM SENSEING A HEALTHY RIVALRY....IMMA SEND YOU A PM OF MY HAIR AFTER SCALPING...AND COMPARE THAT TO THE PICZ DUB-C SENDZ YOU...YOU GONE BE LYKE DAMN