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    Posted: September 07 2004 at 4:02pm
Welcome to the United Waves of America. Our President is Twista. We are pleased to have you all here that are applying for citizenship or those that are citizens and hoping to make the DreamTeam. Our goal is to help citizens and future citizens get those 360's spinning. We will not tolerate negative feedback, we are here to help, so positive feedback is a MUST. To become a citizen, just be willing to take some advice and learn the steps to getting waves.

We have a group of distinguished gentlemen called the DreamTeam. This group was founded by Young L and Twista. It represents the best of the best in the United Waves of America. Dedication to brushing your hair and working on those 360 waves will make you eligible to apply for the DreamTeam. (Please note, your waves MUST be 360 for eligibilty)

Lastly I would like to touch on the subject of Terrorism. Anyone proposing a terrorist attack on the United Waves of America will be terminated by President Twista. We have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to terrorist attacks. In the past we were attacked by a rebel named Jeremy. He just was not fit to be a citizen because he refused to take advice. Jeremy decided to attack our country but he was quickly terminated in a professional manner by President Twista. Jeremy is no longer with us and we are readily equipped for future attacks.

Thank You and Good Luck to all the citizens and those applying for citizenship.
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((((sniff)))) beautiful.

I would like to take this time to give the 411 on our system(lol)

The United Waves of America runs itself under 3 branches:
1. Product Usage,
2. 360
3. and Productivity

Other offices include:
The Crib of Wave Representatives.
The Black House
Congressionanal 360
and UWA Homeland Security.


The UWA is a self-sufficient, non-profit county, which insist on aiding others in the quest of Wave Spinnin'.

I would like to take this time and ask permission from the president himself to appoint me as UWA homeland Security Advisor:reponsible for insults to negative and terroristic people(off course the final word would be from twista himself to take action)

notarization would be signed from all representatives of the dreamteam before any retaliation is performed.(LMAO)

Jigga...what have u started...lol
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Hmm ;) This is the legistaltive branch added on da dreamteam ;) (spelling.. i cant spell that "L" word") Nice Jigga. I magent'd yo thread later on.. so it stays up !


UWA homeland Security sure why not!

Jigga is vice pres!
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* chants* U W A U W A U W A U W A
Bet you never even felt the heat till i put the M-1 next to ya waves and melt the greaseWhat Im Workin WitDiane brush & Soft Brush both militaryMurrys Super Light Pomade/Nu Nile
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Don't know what I started but I was bored and that just popped in my head LOL
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Originally posted by JiggaMan JiggaMan wrote:

Don't know what I started but I was bored and that just popped in my head LOL


this deserves all da smiles!
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Haha, I like that Jigga, and Cardinal. This is a democracy so how long will Twista be in office? Lol.. im just playin. That would be crazy if we had like wave political parties etc. Lol.


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um...i'd like to be the treasurer...so ...um.....everyone send your money to me?
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yall got a job 4 a hyper person??? secret service im ready 2 beat sum ass
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yall got a job 4 a hyper person??? secret service im ready 2 beat sum ass
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hey yall lets make a anthem for it like im proud to be a citizen of the uwa (united waves of america)
im rick james b!tch
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WOW, I never thought that this would get this big...an anthem too???
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As far as how long Twista will be President, I plead the fifth
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ur 1 cool bro
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Originally posted by m00t m00t wrote:

um...i'd like to be the treasurer...so ...um.....everyone send your money to me?


Yeah that's be a idea.. to get money for the host thing or w/e Twista was tlkin bout. We should have like a carwash or sometin, Lol.


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bake sale lol
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a jigga i seen ur hair on dreamteam on there on hit and im trying to get mine can u post someting in thread called (im trying to get waves)
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jigga in my thread u say keep brushing my hair what do i cut it at so my waves are still there
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Yo Cardinal we are from the same hood da Vill and since you got some power around this peace let me be your assistant. We have to stick together since we from the same hood. So look after yo boy and come take me out of the ghetto!! I would do the same for you.
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i say 2 weeks till twist gets caught wit anotha chick in office
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