Please Respond: Which celebrity has the greatest need for a hair makeover?

> Why is it that you want everyone to have hair to their
> shoulders. Brittany Spears should grow her hair very
> long. Jennifer Love Hewitt is fine. Mariah carey looks
> good with long hair. Sheshouldn`t buzz anything.

Hey, don't sweat it, we beat that dead horse two months ago. Read all of this thread and some of the others.

i think Britney Spears needs to stop tryhing to be black, for example when she does concerts and stuff she always wears hair extensions. Its not sute. What did Keri Russel do to heer hair its short and crappy. It looked so much better when it was longer. I have to give props to Jennifer Lopez for having the best hair. Its not long and not short its perfect. As long as she doesnt keep the hair color of the feria commercial shell be straight.

> Hello Cheryl and friends :)
> I have to say I can't agree with you here. I love Anna
> Kournikova's hair! I am a bit biased I suppose because
> I have always had long, straight blonde hair myself
> and wouldn't want it any other way (although I
> recently cut 10 inches off so it is just above mid
> back).
> I think she suits it and it makes here stand out from
> the other mousy haired, boyish looking tennis players!
> :)
> Alanna

great for you Alanna keep up the good work with your hair

> Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her
> hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At
> least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a
> start.
> It might help her play better tennis too.
> Does anyone agree with us ?

> Cheryl and freinds

Hello Cheryl and friends :)
I have to say I can't agree with you here. I love Anna Kournikova's hair! I am a bit biased I suppose because I have always had long, straight blonde hair myself and wouldn't want it any other way (although I recently cut 10 inches off so it is just above mid back).
I think she suits it and it makes here stand out from the other mousy haired, boyish looking tennis players! :)
Alanna

> Anna Kournikova is surely due for a haircut.
> Having just recently seen her play tennis on TV, her
> hair looks so outdated. My friends also agree. At
> least cut it to her shoulders with bangs would be a
> start.
> It might help her play better tennis too.
> Does anyone agree with us ?

> Cheryl and freinds

Hi Cheryl and friends,

Count me on the opposite side of the net on this one...

She is currently being featured in a TV ad for a financial services company, where it is described that the other players on tour are "jealous of her assets" (with the obvious double-meaning). IMO she looks great with her hair as it is.

I'm surprised that you feel that her hair is "outdated," because long straight hair is seen as being quite fashionable these days, is it not?

Please tell me more on your theory about hair length and quality of play.

Dave

> Say, this turned ugly quickly, didn't it? =)

> Before I start offering opinions on the various
> celebrities mentioned in the thread, I wanted to make
> a quick comment on the budding makeover argument. The
> "cutting long hair does/does not mean a
> makeover" discussion has been raging on the Hair
> Politics board off and on for a while. It really
> doesn't need to be dragged over here as well. If you
> want to discuss whether or not the cutting hair
> equates to a makeover, please hop over to the other
> board and I assure you that you will find no shortage
> of folks willing to debate you on it.

> Almost forgot one other thing before I start.
> Expressing your obvious fetish fantasies in the form
> of an opinion isn't what this board is about and may
> potentially get your post yanked. Yes, Arnold
> Livingston, I mean you. And before a certain other
> poster offers his thoughts, no, Bret, Pamela Lee will
> not ever get a high and tight crop.

> Anyway, on to the celebs mentioned...

> Jennifer Aniston - Great hair. Admittedly, the
> "Rachel" cut was more stylish, but how can
> you really say her hair looks bad?

> Pamela Lee - First Pammy needs some eyebrows (have I
> harped on that enough?). Next, as I've said before,
> she would look a ton better if she reverted back to
> the honey blonde color she first started with and
> ditched the proto-bimbo style she's got. The length is
> fine, but simple is better.

> Keri Russell - I've beaten this one to death in the
> column. Bad, bad, bad idea. Keri should look into
> extensions. Hopefully in a few months it will grow
> enough to allow her to attempt an actual style. And
> don't be surprised if she starts pulling it straight
> as it grows.

> Alanis Morrisette - Hal, Laurie, and SSJockey put her
> at the top and I've gotta disagree. Sure her hair is a
> mess most of the time, but that's her personality.
> When she actually takes the time to style it, it's
> really quite beautiful. And from my mystery celebrity
> pictures you can see what happens when she actually
> attempts a style. =)

> Nicole Kidman - Hal put her near the bottom and I'd
> leave her off the list completely. I mean what style
> could you come up with that's better?

> Julia Roberts - Julia has changed so much recently,
> it's hard to keep up. Best I can say is that her
> current below the shoulder length is great, though I
> prefer it when she lets it go wavy than pulls it
> straight. It's hard to say she needs a makeover when
> she never seems to look the same twice lately.

> Courtney Cox - She's killing me. I love Courtney with
> long hair, just not THIS long hair. As Mrs. Flea and
> another reader pointed out, she looks like Morticia
> Adams. There was a brief period last year while she
> was growing it out, that she moved the part to the
> side and let it go wavy. It wasn't great, but looked a
> ton better than this. I have no idea what her plan is.
> I'm loathe to say she should cut it because I think
> she could come up with an actual style and keep the
> length. She just won't do it.

> Danielle Fishel - Suggested by Rushboy. My only
> comment: "What are you, nuts?!" I mean, have
> you seen her? Gorgeous, thick, below the shoulders
> blonde hair. What could you possibly not like? She
> didn't make my "Best Hair on TV" list two
> years in a row for nothing.

> Sarah Michelle Gellar - Gotta agree here. No style has
> come close to her look on the first season of
> "Buffy", which was full, shoulder length and
> brown streaked blonde. Now it's too blonde and has no
> style.

> Britney Spears - Perfect hair according to Rushboy. I
> gotta think you switched Britney and Danielle.
> Britney's hair was better before going completely
> blonde. Plus it looked better longer, though she could
> probably pull of short pretty well too.

> Crystal Gayle - Paul gives the generic bob to the chin
> response which set off Dave and Gord. I'll admit that
> Crystal has amazing long hair. However, it's the hair
> itself that's amazing and not it on Crystal. If
> Crystal did cut her hair, I don't think she'd even
> have to lose all of the length. Cutting it to her
> waist or mid-back would make a huge difference. And if
> she did go even shorter, she could wear about any
> style she wanted (which I've discovered from
> simulating some makeovers on her). I really don't ever
> see her cutting it though, since, to be quite honest,
> that's a significant part of her image and appeal (a
> fact lost on Keri Russell).

> Jane Seymour - If you think I was being to harsh on
> Paul, then his suggestion that Jane should cut her
> hair should convince you otherwise. If you've ever
> seen Jane with a bob wig, you know it lookes terrible
> on her due to her square face. Jane just looks better
> with long hair and shouldn't ever take it above her
> shoulders.

> Ok, I think that covers all the folks that everyone
> else pointed out, so I suppose I should toss out a few
> myself to give you something on which to berate me.
> So...

> Lucy Lawless - I can live with the Xena bangs (ever
> seen her without bangs? Not good), but not the Xena
> style. Did you see her when she hosted Saturday Night
> Live and wore different wigs? Some looked really good
> and all of them make her look virtually unrecognizable
> from Xena. After Xena ends, she should probably go
> back to her natural blonde (really, she is a blonde).
> I'm not sure what style it should be, but nothing too
> short. Shoulders should be the limit with her too.

> Calista Flockhart - Look at her hair in the first
> season of "Ally McBeal" and look at it now.
> 'Nuff said.

> Helen Hunt - Get some bangs for Pete's sake.

> Kathy Griffin - What the hell did she do to her bangs
> on this season's "Suddenly Susan"?

> Kirstie Alley - The blonde has GOT to go. And maybe
> try for a style again. How did she look so good all
> those years on "Cheers" and then manage to
> look so bad now?

> Catherine Zeta-Jones - Just kidding. Making sure you
> were paying attention.

> Sheryl Crow - To paraphrase the Xmas classic,
> "Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!".

> Maura Tierney - Formerly of "NewsRadio",
> soon of "ER". Hoping she's not still wearing
> the stick straight look that did nothing for her.

> Claire Danes - Hasn't had a hairstyle yet.

> Laura San Giacomo - Straight center parted doesn't
> work on her at all. At least move the part. Better
> yet, go with the shorter layered style that she had in
> the first season of "Just Shoot Me".

> That's all I can think of for now, so let me have it.
> =)

> As usual,
> JerkyFlea

i agree JF Danielle is one sexy lady with her hair shoulder length.

> Scott, first off I will say that I think everyone is
> entitled to their opinion but I have to ask you just
> what kind of wacky weed have you been smoking? It
> seems like you would like to see all the women stars
> chop off their hair. I think you need to go to
> haircut.net. All they do on that site is take long
> beautiful hair on some great looking women and chop
> off most or all of their hair. A sickening site IMO
> and a couple of visits there were enough to make me
> sick, but enough of that.

> Do you have something against women with long hair or
> are you just one of those guys who prefers short hair?
> It seems to me that there would be some long haired
> stars that you think look good the way they are but
> from your comments it looks to me like you just want
> all of them to massacre their hair. Portia needs a
> cropped cut? I don't think so! I think you are going
> to be disappointed. I read an interview with Portia
> and she said she likes her hair long and hated it when
> she cut it short once. Sorry but I can't see that
> buzzing and cropping any of these women would make
> even one look better. IMO long healthy hair just
> enhances a woman's appearance. It elevates them above
> the ordinary and makes them look
> extra special. Like I said before you are entitled to
> your opinion.

> longhair4ever,

> Carolyn B

i agree Carolyn B

I think it was in a celebrity hairstyle magazine, I can't find the magazine and I can't remember which one. I just rememeber that she said she had had her hair cut short and hated it. There wasn't a picture of it. If she hated it so much I don't think she would have volunteered a picture. I would like to see what she looked like too with short hair. But I can't imagine anything being more gorgeous than her long hair. She has the prettiest updo's on ALLY.

Carolyn B

I know there are a lot of replys on this but i must state my opinion as well. I LOVE girls with long hair. They rule! They are beautiful. But that doesn't mean that i never occasionally see a girl with short hair and like it. There should be no limit on how long a girl's hair should grow, whatever looks good on them looks good on them. Portia De Rossi has the most gorgeous hair, i've ever seen!!!! I love to watch her let her hair down, i hope that on Ally Macbeal she does it again, so i can tape it and watch it in superslow motion. Crystal Gayle's trademark is her ankle lenght hair, spilt ends or no split ends. And despite what most of you think about Alanis Morissette's hair, it is magnificent! Sure it can be greasy at times, but when its not, its gorgeous! Meg Ryan, Natalie Imbruglia, and some other celebs look good with short hair though. My general message is no one should want a style to be superior over all styles. Even back when I never liked short hair on ANY girl in general, i never wanted every girl in the world to have long hair, because it would actually lessen the beauty of long hair if you fellow long hair lovers think about it. The opposite applies to short hair fans. My general message about celebrity hair is that these girls gotta stop making so many drastic changes! The problem with cutting several inches or even feet off of hair, is if you decide you don't like it, it takes forever to grow back. And there is a chance that once it does grow back it will never be as healthy as it previously was. These people should change their hair slightly, and see how they like it, and then if they still want to change, change it slightly again, and repeat until they are satisfied.
Long Hair rules!

Peace out,
Keith

Hi Carolyn,

>I was trying to be humourous too by asking Scott
> if he had been doing the wacky weed.

Yeah, I see you got it but some people seem to take these posts seriously, and the humor is missed-or at least if the poster is trying to get people going, it works. I guess
I get amazed by how often people just don't get it. "Smile".

> In my post I thought I was making it clear that
> I was expressing my own opinions and just saying that
> I disagree.

Yep, that's the way I read it-hope my post didn't seem otherwise!

>and I do enjoy several long
> hair sites. I believe I am in one right now.

That's funny! Seriously, though, I can see where people could make that mistake easy.

> Holly, I agree that Crystal Gayle's hair needs a trim
> but it is also part of her stage persona. I think it
> would drive me nuts. I think hip length is about as
> long as I would go and I probably couldn't grow my
> hair longer than that anyways.

I agree, it's her stage persona, but still, it looks a little bit ridiculous (to me). I think she could get along without it, and still popular with her fans.

Holly