Tamara....yours are great....please post them.

Sorry for taking so long to post this :Dateline - April 1, 1997 (no fooling!)************************************************************PRODUCT WARNING ALERT !! Stop! Do not read on if you are faint of heart!************************************************************Today in Calgary tragedy struck. Four inches had to be cut due to ecological correctness. Finding her plants invaded by stupid little flies, Tamara of Calgary went to the local plant store to find a solution. She was sold Safer's Sticky Stiks. Safer's Sticky Stiks are plastic sticks that hold strips of ultra sticky yellow tape. The flies land on it and never move again. It must have been her intense murderous focus that attracted her long haired cat to investigate the afore mentioned sticks late one night with predictable results. In the howling aftermath she did not notice that she too fell victim. The next morning she had to visit the dreaded local scissors wheeler and sadly watch as four inches were removed. Not until Christmas will Calgary David or any TLHS man have an opportunity to experience jello knees at the sight of Tamara's hair.************************************************************Needless to say I am still missing those four inches.Tamara in Calgary, Canada> Tamara has one story that is hilarious. Although at> the time I am sure she did not find it to be very> funny. She got her hair caught in something very> sticky.> Tamara, you tell it so much better. :-)> Karen