QuoteReplyTopic: I can't stand heffers! Posted: June 27 2007 at 8:12am
I ain't talking bout some bitches I'm talking bout them girls who look like a female cow(Heffers!). Monique especially(Oh no!). Whos gassing these chicks up(Where you at dog!!!!!!!???). Seriously you think you fly cool but don't act like any non fat man is supposed to attracted to that rumbly tumbly(Tigger!) . I can't stand Monique(Mooooooooooo!). Bitch is all happy and sh*t about being fat. Seriously someeone needs to take her out back (Old Yeller)She be like I'm fat and sexy (Noooo!).
I been on lock down in the house for a minute. and this chick calls me sounding mad sexy(Yeahhhh!) So we get to talking and she says she look like Ciara ( Twooooooo Steppppppppp!) So I get her email and look her up on myspace ( Toooooooooooommmmmmmmm!) and find the worlds f**king strongest man (Mark Hennnnnrry) Then this girl gonna say when you gonna call me again? (I'm a predator) I told her never and hung up with the quickness( Nike!) I got a call later from one of her friends saying I was mean (DIPSET!). I told what happened and she talking about that was superficial (Preeppppppppyyyy) and I told her if you ain't dpwn with the team (Bang Bus!) don't try and talk to the players (KOBE!) Now I find out this girl been badmouthing me (SLANDER!). I'm a take the high road on this one and give her a pass. ( Homework) Just had to get that off my soul (USHER!)
P.S. How yall like my adlibs?
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Bitch is all happy and sh*t about being fat. Seriously someeone needs to take her out back (Old Yeller)She be like I'm fat and sexy (Noooo!).
P.S. How yall like my adlibs?
LMAO , I was gigglin before you said take monique out back (Old Yeller) that had me rollin right there. I hate fat chicks (Monique) throwing their fatness out there like skinny chicks (Lindsay, Nicole Richie). At the BET Awards Monique's Fatness was just all out there arms and everything. There's nothing wrong with being happy with who you are (Supa) but when she was doing the Beyonce dance ish again she ran out of breath in less than a minute. That's a clear indication that you need to drop a couple pounds (juelz). At the same time a fat chick might earn my heart cause they can cook clean and let me cheat (thats wrong but its the truth).
Willie yea you had some crazy adlibs
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You are right about that Supafresh, my girl can't cook, is clean - but probably doesnt like to clean much, and aint havin no cheatin. But when we live together we will figure things out.
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