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    Posted: July 20 2007 at 12:44pm
So I want some more traffic in here. So how about it. Need some advice. Why not come to the Skrillatonic Skrilla. You can't go wrong here. Give out fake questions, it doesn't matter. I'll give advice. So lets go. I'm bored and you all need my unique brand of Skrillatized help.
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Originally posted by Willie SKRILLA Willie SKRILLA wrote:


I even do dreams.
 
Lol I bet you do!!!!

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how come there was this big ass spider in my house yesterday
and yes it was a big spider
so i took out my shoe
and i came over
missed him once
he kept running i lunged at hte mother f**ker and hit him with the shoe
IT was still runnin
so i hit it again
kept running
and it stopped running on the 4th hit
and i swear i was hitting it cause i saw the imprints on the ground where his little bleeding body was bleeding on
so i hit it hte 5th time
and then a 6th time to make sure that it was dead
THEN IT GOT UP AND START LIKE LIMPING  AWAY
and i was like THIS IS NO f**kING SPIDER ITS A f**kING HULK SPIDER
this bitch wouldnt die
so i hit it once more
got a towel
picked it up and flushed it
and i still dont know if its dead or not
and this really did happen yesterday
i swear
that spider was like stacked on steroids or something
it just wouldnt die



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The Spider is probably stuck in some pipe some where since you flushed him down the toilet  and when you flush insects down the toilet make sure you flush two or three times to make sure they don't find a way to resurface again. And with spiders grab a jar light a blunt or a cigarette and put it in the jar with the spider mess up its coordination and then you can finish it off with a big a$$ mallet!!!

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Hmm. Well you must have something that atracted the spider. I've killed a variety of bugs in my short time in the South and one thing I've seen that always confuses me is that they seem armored. I've had f**king ants that wont die after being smashed with a hammer. I've also learned this if there is on bug expect several other ones to be in your houses. Leave mint paste or powder or just a mint leaf around in corners and such and watch them all disappear. Cool little trick. I have no idea why it didn't die except that it may have been in the mating mood and pumped up with testosterone. It may also have been sliding into the groves in the shoe bottom. And never kill bugs with your shoes unless you plan to clean that shoe thoroughly afterwards. Insects can lay their eggs and you then have an infestation living off your shoe.

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lol this shoe had no grooves though :(
and i live in the south right now tOO!!!!
im in huntsville, alabama right now
but i swear that bug had to be armored
LOL @ jkid
imma get a lighter and burn that thing next time
i  swear that thing wouldnt die
and hes probably plotting his next attack in my BATHROOM Angry
thats a devil spider
im going to go and put some clorox in my toilet
and my sink
and my tub
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Yeah the south is full of bugs from hell. It doesn't help that I live by a creek. Ever dealt with a flying roach? Its similar. I've killed Mosquitoes with silver linings that upon my blood had fed and made dining.I've had ants that won't die after being hit with hammers. Its crazy.
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nikka! same thing happened to me, except i did the smart thing and used RAID, but that sh*t wouldnt work either! i sprayed for about 8 full secounds ( count in ya head slow) and the bitch was still moving, then he started jerkin goin CRAZY!!
doin flips and sh*t NO JOKE! he fel on his back as i sprayed him again, and his arms where FLYIN THROUGH THE AIR LIKE RIBBONS IN THE WIND, FA SERIOUS
i sprayed so much raid, the fam opened the windows and left the house for a couple hours, no joke
i used the broom and scoop thing to throw it away 9thats how big it was, and it was curled up
 
 
i swear , people need to stop leaving their roid needles layin on the floor
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Originally posted by Willie SKRILLA Willie SKRILLA wrote:

Yeah the south is full of bugs from hell. It doesn't help that I live by a creek. Ever dealt with a flying roach? Its similar. I've killed Mosquitoes with silver linings that upon my blood had fed and made dining.I've had ants that won't die after being hit with hammers. Its crazy.
 
Yeah man we got them flying roaches in Jamaica too nasty mutha fcukers! And as far as ants used to go whenever there was a large number of them (that you can see them about 10 feet away) I would dig up some mud mix it up with some sand toss it on em get some water and mix kinda like cement.

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MAN WHAT I HAD ONE OF THOSE FLYING COCAROACHES
i think those things are mutated or something
cause i do rmemeber one time that it start like flyin hte house
and i screamed OH sh*t cause i didtn know it could dot hat
and then i smacked it outta the air with a broom
it was a lucky hit
but i kept hitting it and hitting it and hitting it
and then i stepped on it
and started moving my foot around in a circle movement
i curb stomped that bitch
but i swear
we got some mutated bugs down in the south.....
allt he things that are supposed to kill them doenst kill them
THERE BUGS FROM HELL  !!!
i havent really had to deal with ants though
other then when they infested a house next door once
i went inside and it was horrible
i had termites in our old aparment
and they were all over the floor
i was like wow thats gay as hell
we had to live in another apartment for like 1 1/2 weeks so tehy could kill them all and stuff
 
 
and yes i got introuble for screaming out oh sh*t lmao


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I dont mess with wasps. When i use to live in Texas(11 years old) i was in my moms car going vroom! turing the wheel and makin car noises
 
Until this wasp came in the car.I'm fresh from Africa at this point so i thought i could take this little things.(no wasps in africa)
 
so i tried to slap that thing(i had no shirt on) so this thing stung me in my chest i ran 7 blocks! slapping my chest and doing that spit thing you do when a bug gets close to ur face or mouth
 
 
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Originally posted by Gvyll Gvyll wrote:

I dont mess with wasps. When i use to live in Texas(11 years old) i was in my moms car going vroom! turing the wheel and makin car noises
 
Until this wasp came in the car.I'm fresh from Africa at this point so i thought i could take this little things.(no wasps in africa)
 
so i tried to slap that thing(i had no shirt on) so this thing stung me in my chest i ran 7 blocks! slapping my chest and doing that spit thing you do when a bug gets close to ur face or mouth
 
 

You supposed to be from Africa. You supposed to know slapping Killer Bees only gets them angrier. Same principle applies with wasps.
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LMAO!
Ive killed a few crazy wasps in my time. Its like theyre smart as hell or something.
I'll be sitting on the computer typin mindin my own business and then outta nowhere a wasp does a kamikaze dive and misses my ear by like an inch.
Everytime I get the raid it just gets worse. I spray em and they go crazy and just start flyin everywhere. And the buzzin sound gets worse. Its like you aint do nothin but piss it off.
Now I'm chasin it and its attackin the air and I lose sight of it cause its flyin around so crazy.
They always seem to disappear somewhere for a few minutes and just when I think its dead I hop on the computer for a few seconds and it tries to do a dive bomb on my head again.
This usually lasts like 10 mins and after the 2nd time I usually don't hear from it again.

I hate wasps though. The better way to kill em is to just slap fight w/em for real.
And once you smack they ass on the ground, stomp the sh!t outta that evil b*tch!
Ain't enough space for that in our computer room though.

Man wasps suck. I remeber being in the second grade and I was playing with this girlEmbarrassed on the playground when this wasp stung my hand and I started crying. That was the end of that crush.Angry
Man what works is to get a can of axe and a lighter and hold the lighter up to the spray and light it on fire. f**ks the little f**kers up. So now ya knowShocked.
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I shoulda known but theres no bees or wasps in the part of Africa that i lived(east Africa-Kenya)
 
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i just let wasps and bees and stuff like that alone unless im pretty sure i got a good shot at him.
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the video of an ant i beheaded then that bitch stayed alive for an hour so thats when i whipped out the camera
 


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