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    Posted: July 28 2007 at 12:04am
July 26, 2007

I find myself constantly perplexed by the prey of the jungles of Swamp Land otherwise known as the bathrooms of Louisiana. Not being my native home I must say it was quite the shock to be confronted by a roach. The small slimy f**ker that is gods greatest joke. I feel sorry for these small creatures. They may live on past the nuclear age but those that cross me will meet their end at the hands of my house shoe. The ingenious bastards seem to be able to survive blows that would kill even the most strong of us. It seems a few blows with a shoe will do the trick, however. Today as I was cleaning the back of the latrines I was met with a most peculiar roach. He was about the size of my thumb and soon to be dead. As I lifted the crapper lid and set it upon the floor this nasty little bugger climbed out from inside a crack within the lid. I waisted no time and recited my battle cry "SNOOPDOGGYDOGG" and the huint commenced. I cornered him on the wall and flew into a rage only seen on the species known as "Wu-Tangish Claninessen" I smashed him to his bits and pieces and flushed him but no sooner did the first threat end when I was confronted with his mate. At about a similar size this one was within the shower. I waisted no time and drew the water as a distraction. But this one proved intellegint and made a bee line for the door. But it made its mistake in the following two parts:
  1. I was present.
  2. I had shoe.
  3. 3.Me+shoe=one dead roach
I waisted no time and slammed my house shoe down with the intensity of a thousand rascist members of society walking along and discovering a lone revolutionary from a march earlier in the day. Juice spattered everywhere and the locals celebrated me as a king.





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Ay its a gift. Can't write sh*t for a grade but when I'm just shooting it with my dudes I got them n****s on some Mission Impossible team work sh*t.
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LMAO!!!
 
Wills skrills is back it was like you were on a joke binge
 
But do what i do i inject listerine into roaches kills them almost instantly
 
 
 
 
I actually keep these around the house.lol
 
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Hmmm. I'm all for euthanasia of roaches.
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It was a recent experiment of mine I injected those million legged centipedes with one and it was funny to watch that bitch skwirm side to side.
 
We rarely have roaches up north(New YorkConfused) but i kno in the south yall have a whole new breed of insects.
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Man you got no idea. One day they was attacking in formation. I ain't playign it was like an uprising. 
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LMAO!!!
 
It wasnt that bad when i lived down south it was just some roaches here and there, nothing extreme.
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Man I live right by the forest and those f**kers are everywhere.
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Check your topic title is it hau or hu?
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Aight just checkinBig%20smile
 
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Cool.
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LOL i feel you though willie
i get tons of bugs down here
and gvyll is like a murdere of bugs
he takes videos of ants that have no heads on
injecting bugs with listerine
what else have u done hahah
i hope imnot the only one that sees that :P
 



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LMAO Gvyll b havin his own lil experiments goin on at da crib
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Originally posted by Three-Six-Oh! Three-Six-Oh! wrote:

What you gone hunt next Skrilla?!
LMAO! LOL

The ever elusive white roach or some other bug with no chance of survival.
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Lol Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to eff wit.

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Originally posted by Willie SKRILLA Willie SKRILLA wrote:

Originally posted by Three-Six-Oh! Three-Six-Oh! wrote:

What you gone hunt next Skrilla?!
LMAO! LOL

The ever elusive white roach or some other bug with no chance of survival.
 
LMAO I always look forward 2 a post by Willie. I'll b lookin forward 2 da next 1 2.
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