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    Posted: November 29 2007 at 4:52am
Where is TSOH OR Supa. The young cats of today need heroes. People to look up to so why not everyones favorite villain Willie Skrilla AKA Prime Time AKA Stacks Of Terror AKA Mr Ballistics AKA Bruccino Waynezini AKA Mr. Magic AKA The Lost Wu Gambino AKA Louis Rich, yeah like the turkey bacon.

The Morning
1st Hour
I arrived at school ready to learn. I was in class for 5 minutes when I was given an office discrepancy for skipping. I was gonna be suspended if I went up there and word to mother she been tripping so I skipped. Met up with my homeboys Chicken and Castro. We was playing around with some hoes the whole time taking them click click pictures with the cell camera of some booties. Some straight retarded booties was out there.

2nd Hour
I reported to second hour, Enterpreneurship. Its a horrible class and we're writing business plans. I had lost my business plan outline and she wants to call my house. I'd blocked the school number but the old bitch pulled out the celly. Gave the fake number and that was it. Printed me out another copy of it like she should've in the first place instead of wasting my time with that bullsh*t. Did my work and left class with no further incident.

3rd Hour
I reported to Health and we taking notes today. I now know the entire structure of the human penis. Some kids farted. Immature motherf**kers. I mean goddamn it sounded like a bomb went off. f**k the world trade center you want to take over America you need to get some of whatever he was eating.




Afternoon

Lunch
I don't eat lunch at school so nothing really happened for the first half but the second I walked out and was chilling with my boys Nick and Jake and Bobby.I swear man Bobby is one black ass n****. Like you turn out the lights and you can't see son no more. And then he gon get angry when he get called on it. n**** f**k you ol muscle head black ass midknight ugly ass red nose having ass boy.

4th Hour
Took notes, made fun of Bobby and this white kid Patrick who was talking bout some book called the Kaffire Boys. sh*t sound like a gay porno so we was cracking on his ass ya dig.

5th Hour
Welcome to Geometry. I was messing with the teacher this gremlin ass looking dude Mr. Vance calling him playboy after every sentence word to Baby. Dude gave me a referral. Came up to the office and some sh*t was going on. You could cut the tension with a knife. The principal Mr. Jerry Davis had thrown a pen at this girls head to get her attention and she cussed him out. So dude was trying to give her 3 days supension and she wasn't having that so she cussed him out again. She left with a police officer and later shoved a security guard. Crazy bitch. Flirted with this cute Senior Office Worker until the end of the hour. I'd yet to see the disciplinary principle so I had to stay up there and wait for that midget ass n**** Mr. Meredith. Long story short he gave me 3 days detention because this was my third offense in the same class.

6th Hour
I'm in English. I just slinked in and rested for the long day ahead. I skipped todays detention I had for a previous offense.

Bus
Yes I consider riding the bus a class. You learn things like the lyrics to songs you don't like and other such useful things. So we're waiting for the bus and I'm talking to these two girls when one of them pulls me to the side and says her friend wants to know if I'm available. I was like I can be mami. I wasn't really into either chick I just wanted to smash you know im saying. I got off the bus about two stops before my own and got shorties number. I'm a call her in a few days. I want my dick sucked. Her other friend was trying to holler at me a few weeks before that. I just wanted to smash there too and I'm a see about her number tomorrow. So I walked the block home and put the number away. Notice I posted this in the middle of the night. I've been banned form the comp. till this weekend. Just had to get this out. 3 way by the next month for real. In the mean time I want p***y!!!Angry
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How old r u man? What grade?

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I'm 15. I'm in the 10th grade. I have a follow up to this but I'll wait till I'm off of punshment to post it up. Real sh*t though I almost got arrested and my homeboy got caught for some Grand Theft Auto type ish.
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Damn Willie stay out of troublE!!!!!

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