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    Posted: December 09 2011 at 8:31am
hi
 
i am a guy aged 27 from scotland , i enjoy cinema football travelling buying watches chilling with friends normally male mates, eating out english and italian food pizza or the chippy depends on my mood. if i have to be specific looking for a blonde BUT you dont always get what you want and there is someone for everybody
 
so i guesss i am starting a thread for single people guy and gals
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Looking42012,
 
She is on the hunt... a lioness, and they do not take no for an answer, She is in her prime and nothing is going to say, "I am holding back."
 
Looking,
 
Well she has bathed as lionesses do in that time period with giant long toung which made her sent even more inviting, and her belly is straight up in the air with her limbs, well dangling all around at the morning,
 
But does she know about the lion holding position above on a rock face.  Smelling the breeze, he is not within her sent, so she just sits there, sunning her belly,
 
Until, the breeze changes, and all hell breaks loose.  She moves forward, smelling the stink of male Lion.
 
Glorious stink. She smells.  I leave my perch and I'm gone.  Specific stuff, really,
 
This girl can really smell... USA... from scotland... Lions are good, but, that doesn't mean anything when you smell... the distinct of male musk from a lion... that i8s why running.  She got my sent...
 
First, if a lion has a scent... it's going to get you.  It lioke us humans... we smell roast beef... and a mouths water, and, even though we might not want roast beef, we eat it anyways... yummy.  This is the lion.  I am roast beef... she roast beef.  She is ready to have kids and all those kids want Roast Beef... so she must have roast beef... and the best place to get the roast beef is me coming around the corner... because that make little lion kittens have roast beef.
 
Lions can can smell good... all the way around the way around the world... but the world is not enough to keep back a healthy lioness who is ready to make kittens...
 
That means 3 months... hiding and pretending that she won't find me...
 
Yum.
Guys like me notice!
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