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    Posted: January 11 2000 at 9:03pm
Authorities have just been alerted by the national media that a confidential meeting was just held by the LHC (Long Hair Club) of America. This dangerous group has LONG been known to promote long hair as the only suitable way for people (especially women) to wear their HAIR.Our reporters unearthed evidence that this underground group recently plotted to confiscate all the scissors in the world. It is their belief that by eliminating one of the prime devices for personal mutilation they can bring about world peace and thereby rid the world of the blight of short haired people.The group also claims there were several malcontent members who infiltrated their ranks forcing the opinion that people should change their looks (and particularly hairstyles) on a regular basis. The LHC used the subversive method of an ever increasing barrage of cyber splattering messages to force the ³jerks who were lurking around² to leave the group.The fashion police are currently on the lookout for the leader of this fiendish group. It is rumoured that this person has been seen ³decked out² with hair that is so long he must wrap it around his neck and waist in order to move around. This reporter for one cannot believe anyone could sport such rebelliously long growth! ;-) DD. Such audacity!It is our solemn duty as the national media to bring this diabolical group to your attention. If you are aware of any evidence of their actions please alert us immediately. They are particularly known to hang out at a web site called the ³Hair Politics Discussion Board² on the ³Hair Boutique² web site.The LHC is known to be dangerous and cannot be trusted. It is time to FOREVER rid the world of this dangerous threat to our existence!
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> Authorities have just been alerted by the national> media that a confidential meeting was just held by the> LHC (Long Hair Club) of America. This dangerous group> has LONG been known to promote long hair as the only> suitable way for people (especially women) to wear> their HAIR.> Our reporters unearthed evidence that this underground> group recently plotted to confiscate all the scissors> in the world. It is their belief that by eliminating> one of the prime devices for personal mutilation they> can bring about world peace and thereby rid the world> of the blight of short haired people.> The group also claims there were several malcontent> members who infiltrated their ranks forcing the> opinion that people should change their looks (and> particularly hairstyles) on a regular basis. The LHC> used the subversive method of an ever increasing> barrage of cyber splattering messages to force the> ³jerks who were lurking around² to leave the group.> The fashion police are currently on the lookout for> the leader of this fiendish group. It is rumoured that> this person has been seen ³decked out² with hair that> is so long he must wrap it around his neck and waist> in order to move around. This reporter for one cannot> believe anyone could sport such rebelliously long> growth! ;-) DD. Such audacity!> It is our solemn duty as the national media to bring> this diabolical group to your attention. If you are> aware of any evidence of their actions please alert us> immediately. They are particularly known to hang out> at a web site called the ³Hair Politics Discussion> Board² on the ³Hair Boutique² web site.> The LHC is known to be dangerous and cannot be> trusted. It is time to FOREVER rid the world of this> dangerous threat to our existence!
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Kent!ROTFL !! You made my day :-)ent-Kay! Idn't-day ou-yay et-gay the-ay ecret-say essage-may o-tay eep-kay is-thay info-ay idden-hay?!?LOL> Authorities have just been alerted by the national> media that a confidential meeting was just held by the> LHC (Long Hair Club) of America. This dangerous group> has LONG been known to promote long hair as the only> suitable way for people (especially women) to wear> their HAIR.> Our reporters unearthed evidence that this underground> group recently plotted to confiscate all the scissors> in the world. It is their belief that by eliminating> one of the prime devices for personal mutilation they> can bring about world peace and thereby rid the world> of the blight of short haired people.> The group also claims there were several malcontent> members who infiltrated their ranks forcing the> opinion that people should change their looks (and> particularly hairstyles) on a regular basis. The LHC> used the subversive method of an ever increasing> barrage of cyber splattering messages to force the> ³jerks who were lurking around² to leave the group.> The fashion police are currently on the lookout for> the leader of this fiendish group. It is rumoured that> this person has been seen ³decked out² with hair that> is so long he must wrap it around his neck and waist> in order to move around. This reporter for one cannot> believe anyone could sport such rebelliously long> growth! ;-) DD. Such audacity!> It is our solemn duty as the national media to bring> this diabolical group to your attention. If you are> aware of any evidence of their actions please alert us> immediately. They are particularly known to hang out> at a web site called the ³Hair Politics Discussion> Board² on the ³Hair Boutique² web site.> The LHC is known to be dangerous and cannot be> trusted. It is time to FOREVER rid the world of this> dangerous threat to our existence!
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Aveday,OLLay ootay!> ent-Kay! Idn't-day ou-yay et-gay the-ay ecret-say> essage-may o-tay eep-kay is-thay info-ay idden-hay?!?Orrysay, utbay iay riedtay. Extnay imetay iay illway ebay etterbay. Iday ouya eesay hetay ecretsay essagemay?*Entkay*Hinktay Airhay.......
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> Aveday,> OLLay ootay!> Orrysay, utbay iay riedtay. Extnay imetay iay illway> ebay etterbay. Iday ouya eesay hetay ecretsay> essagemay?*> Entkay> *Hinktay Airhay.......OLLay!inkthay ONGLAY airhay ! :-)
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Close, but think about a "time period".... and you will agree it is a capital idea. (hint... hint)
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> Close, but think about a "time period"....> and you will agree it is a capital idea. (hint...> hint)I found the major supplier for scissors ( hint hint)
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