HELP!!! crazy hair!!!

I have EXTREMELY thick shoulder length, layered hair. it's always frizzy and dry looking! To make things worse my grown out bangs (they are chin length now) won't go straight. No matter what, even if i blow dry them straight, use a round brush, curling iron, straightener, etc. NOTHING WORKS! they just stick up or do a weird pigtail loopy thing. Like my hair is insane! i hate it! I swear to god nobody has crazy hair like this!!! and i need something that doesn't take to much time!!! Also i've chemically straightened my hair twice-not working. Help!

Alyssa Milano's hair is hot. I'm not sure you want to do something like that or not, but it does sound like you are battling a losing battle. You probably have damaged your hair trying to change it from the natural way. What was your hair like if you didn't try to change it? A really good stylist should be able to give you a cut and what products to use that will bring out the good hair!