Question for Jerky Flea

I know he doesn`t do his column anymore, but does Jerky Flea (or anyone else) have any opinions on the recent crop (no pun intended) of new hairstyles?

Faith Hill
Sarah Jessica Parker
Vicki Lewis
Jenna Elfman
anyone else I missed?

(Gord, no offense, but let me save you the typing by saying that Gord thinks they all looked better with long hair ;) )

Faith Hill - Actually looked better on the telethon. This seems to be Faith`s m.o. of late. Get a rather radical new cut and then spend the next several months softening it. I thought it looked pretty cute, but the top/front needed to be a bit shorter to balance it out. Basically, she should modify it to look like it did when she first went really short a few years ago.

Sarah Jessica Parker - Saw Sarah on ET last night going into a benefit in NYC. She had let her new bob go curly and it looked OK. For those of you that missed it, she actually cut it again after her appearance on Letterman from shoulder-lenth to chin length. The new cut looks pretty good when straight, but is kinda round and unkept when curly. And not really in a good way.

Vicki Lewis - Knocked about 6-8 inches off, but still styled straight and one length. Someone should tell her and Kathy Griffin that having distinctive red curly hair is a GOOD thing.

Jenna Elfman - Cut it off to a bob that falls just below her ears that then tapers to a little below her hairline in back. Blonde on top, dark underneath, which is a remnant of her flirtation with the weird two-tone hair trend that hit over the summer. When curly it`s a bit fuller. You`re probably thinking it doesn`t look that good based on my description. Funny thing is that, well, you`d be right. Much like Faith Hill, if she`s gonna go short what was wrong with her other much more attractive short style?

Any others?
JF

Sarah Jessica Parker is there any pictures of her