I can't stand heffers!

I ain't talking bout some bitches I'm talking bout them girls who look like a female cow(Heffers!). Monique especially(Oh no!). Whos gassing these chicks up(Where you at dog!!!!!!!???). Seriously you think you fly cool but don't act like any non fat man is supposed to attracted to that rumbly tumbly(Tigger!) . I can't stand Monique(Mooooooooooo!). Bitch is all happy and sh*t about being fat. Seriously someeone needs to take her out back (Old Yeller)She be like I'm fat and sexy (Noooo!).

 I been on lock down in the house for a minute. and this chick calls me sounding mad sexy(Yeahhhh!) So we get to talking and she says she look like Ciara ( Twooooooo Steppppppppp!) So I get her email and look her up on myspace ( Toooooooooooommmmmmmmm!) and find the worlds f**king strongest man (Mark Hennnnnrry)  Then this girl gonna say when you gonna call me again? (I'm a predator) I told her never and hung up with the quickness( Nike!) I got a call later from one of her friends saying I was mean (DIPSET!). I told what happened and she talking about that was superficial (Preeppppppppyyyy) and I told her if you ain't dpwn with the team (Bang Bus!) don't try and talk to the players (KOBE!) Now I find out this girl been badmouthing me (SLANDER!). I'm a take the high road on this one and give her a pass. ( Homework)  Just had to get that off my soul (USHER!)



P.S. How yall like my adlibs?

She like if I went down on her I'd have never been seen again (Bermuda!)

You are right about that Supafresh, my girl can't cook, is clean - but probably doesnt like to clean much, and aint havin no cheatin. But when we live together we will figure things out.

chrisdog212 wrote: Then this girl gonna say when you gonna call me again? (I'm a predator) I told her never and hung up with the quickness( Nike!)   She like if I went down on her I'd have never been seen again (Bermuda!) Seriously someeone needs to take her out back (Old Yeller)   you wild hahaha hungup with the quickness, the bermuda triangle and i rmemeber that old yeller is  i saw it when i was a litle younger i was like WTF   i had to turn off the bet awards that ish got wack real fast

I only watched cuz I wanted to see how Rihanna was looking.

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