Writer Looking For Silky Longhaired Soulmate

I'm a Single White Male magazine writer (an
award-winning one, at that), boyishly good looking with
sparkling sea-blue eyes and Richard Gere-like steel
gray hair. I'm a Leo with a Leo rising, very magnetic and
manly, yet youthfully spirited (actually, I'm quite
hilarious) with a sensitive side. I love playing pool (I'm a
bit of a shark, watch out!), cooking up exotic meals, bike
riding in the park, baking in the sun at the beach, and
candlelight seafood dinners overlooking rippling water
on a quiet night.

I listen to all kinds of music, from Whitney Houston, to
Brittany, to
Mozart, to Sinatra, to Billy Joel, to Miles Davis, to
Eminem. And I read everything from Hemingway to
Joan Didion to Stephen King.

I'm not just a hopeless romantic, I'm a hopeful one who
brings flowers and angel pins and stuffed teddy bears
to first dates. I'm a cuddler, a nuzzler, and, my god, a
major league hugger. I've also studied massage
therapy, and love practicing new techniques on people I
meet. I'll give you such a great back, neck and foot rub,
you'll melt right before my eyes!

So, let's give it a go. Let me show the way of a
gentleman's gentleman. Let me restore your faith in
humanity. Let me show you there are still nice guys left
in the world.

Guaranteed happiness or your money back! Promise.

What I'm looking for is this: intelligence, warmth, sense
of humor, sincerity, class, ambition, emotional balance;
physically: olive skin, green or blue eyes and very silky
long hair.

How's that? Sound good? Okay then I'm waiting for you
right here!

Peace, love, and happiness always,

Mike