How many vacuum cleaners does a long hair woman needs to buy???

Okay this is my beef lately. Within two years I have destroyed 2 vacuum and own 4 of them. The worse one was the phatom fury that only lasted four months. The hover lasted one year and Sears brand ,well, went in the repair shop and I ended up buying a cheap one for in between. Is it only me??? lol Shouldn`t a vacuum cleaner be able to pick up hair and not die in the process? lol
Okay we do happen to own two very long hair dogs which doesn`t help but still!!!! lol
It never ends. How many times I find that I clogged up the bathroom drain or better yet find my hair on my guest and didn`t even approach them. lol My home is clean despite the vacuum problem ......
If this keeps up I am going to start a web site call how long does it that to kill that vacuum cleaner lol. Isn`t such things frustrating.