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THE BARBER THAT WILL DIE-part 1 Printed From: HairBoutique.com Category: 360 Waves Forum Name: Men's 360 Waves Archives Forum Description: Archive of the old Men's 360 Waves Forum URL: https://talk.hairboutique.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2343 Printed Date: June 04 2025 at 8:18pm Topic: THE BARBER THAT WILL DIE-part 1 Posted By: Cheater Of Da Year (2004) Subject: THE BARBER THAT WILL DIE-part 1 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 11:47am Today iz election day but f*** all that. Today i went to get my hair cut after a month of brushing. So i go to this barber shop i never heard of simply cause its the only one open in my area. Like 3 barbers come up to me askin me what i need, so i ask who knows how to cut against the grain real good. One of em goes OH...YOU WORKIN ON WAVES. I go yeah, and he says take a seat. So he's cuttin it to a 1 1/2. He finishes cuttin it down and iz about to start the edge up, so i ask for the mirror and sure enough.....im spinnin lovely. So after i finish suckin myself i give up the mirror and tells homeboy to continue. You will never guess what happens next. He realizes that my **** is patchy in the back. So like a ******* i say go ahead, finish. THIS MOTHA***** FORGETS TO PUT THE GUARD BACK ON AND SHREDS MY **** FROM THE MIDDLE TO THE NECK. Still in love wit myself from the waves, im zonin out, so i aint notice immediately. This nigga just runs out the shop outta nowhere and i like wtf, what about me. I notice the other barbers starin at the back of my head in shock, so i get the mirror and look at the back. I SEE A THICK A$$ f***** NAKED LINE IN THE BACK OFF MY HEAD. It looked like one of them big ass battleships in the middle of the ocean. I threaten lives for bout a half hour. Finally, the owner blends the back for me and gives me 50 bucks, but the barber never came back. Believe me, for everyday for the rest of my life im driving past the shop lookin for this motha*****. ------------- I'M REPPIN EVERY NICCA IN DEES STREETS TO SCREAM AT ME!!!!!! Replies: Posted By: BxRiverYoung02 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 11:56am ROFLMFAO............ ------------- Official Dream Team Member http://www.dreamteam360.net/ - http://www.dreamteam360.net/ Dream Team Website Posted By: n1k3n30s0u1 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 12:02pm that happend to me once.. but he****ed up my side trying to talk on the phone.. there was no fading in .. .... he just apolgozied for a long ass time and gave me the cut for free.... maybe i need to go ask for 50 bucks ------------- OFFICIAL DREAMTEAM MEMBER www.dreamteam360.net "I'm not the best, I'm just better than you."-n1k3 Yet Anutha Aspect - http://www.2guttah.vzz.net/DaFknIntr0vert/ - http://www.2guttah.vzz.net/DaFknIntr0vert/ Posted By: NewEraOg Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 12:02pm BxRiverYoung02 wrote: ROFLMFAO............ ------------- Official Dream Team Member http://dreamteam360.net - http://dreamteam360.net Dream Team Website http://community.webshots.com/user/neweraog1 - http://community.webshots.com/user/neweraog1 Posted By: BodyGuard Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 12:11pm Whoa, that's seriously messed up man. Now you got me scared to go get my hair cut this week. My barber and I don't really see eye to eye because his definition of low is a buzz cut. ------------- "i will make life very uncomfortable 4 u on the internet....u mess wit me bad enough..." -Cardinal an e-thug at his finest. Posted By: cedclark Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 12:54pm lol!!!!!!!!!! ------------- Posted By: CJay Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 2:07pm damn homie ... this barber i tried (since my usual barber wasnt there) yesterday day f*cked up my shape up and cut but nutin like urs .. ya betta grab dat fitted ------------- Official Dream Team Member http://www.dreamteam360.net/ - http://www.dreamteam360.net/ Dream Team Website http://community.webshots.com/user/kingcam - http://community.webshots.com/user/kingcam Posted By: matik_360 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 2:27pm LMAO.. ------------- "360 waves with the shell top adidas" - Tragedy Posted By: gifted1 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 2:40pm damn homie lol das some **** but u got 50 bones outta it ya hair gon grow back in like 2 -3 weeks homie. 3 minus 2 ------------- M.S.G OFFICIAL DREAMTEAM MEMBER http://dreamteam360.net - http://dreamteam360.net H.H.F. Help-A-Hater Foundation Gifted1-President Young Foch-Vice President Posted By: YoungJ990H Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 2:56pm laffin my mutha fuqin fat ass the fuq off, i do sympatize for you but that shyt is funny as hell, i dont think i have ever heard of ne thing like that ------------- just a fingerful of dukes wave pomade helps the waves to start spinning (RYTHM TO MARY POPPINS SONG SPOONFUL OF SUGAR) Posted By: GME12 Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 3:04pm one of the funniest **** i seen was when one of my boys kept complaining the du-rag wasnt keepin the back bottom part of his hair down and **** kept curlin up so he asked his mom to razor cut the parts of hair showing while he had the rag on, his hair ended up finishing at the middle of his ears it was high as**** **** was so damn funny im laffin just typing this Posted By: mistazero Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 4:48pm Man that's bogus. Barber's do mess up sometime, but me and my barber have never had a problem, i've been going to the same cat for like 10 years. I feel for you man cuz I'd hater for something to mess up yo waves, especially after u put so much work into it. ------------- "Friends don't let friends go without brushing, brush responsibly." Posted By: 1800FabFlow Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 11:43am lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally laughin out loud thats some funny sh*t like its kinda sh*t should be in Barbershop 3 i would be tite too but u a dumb n*gga if u gonna go lookin for dude tryin to kill him or some sh*t over a messed up hair cut? is it really worth it? u get no sympathy for that so STOP B*TCHIN get a baldie or something and start the F*CK over u aint have waves for 18+ years 2 more months wont hurt thats whats wrong with niggas these days wanna kill over petty sh*t DO IT!!! i hope ya carcass rot in jail 1 Young Foch ------------- http://dreamteam360.net/forums - http://dreamteam360.net/forums we're the real wavers stay Posted By: DiPSeTBoY2 Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 11:47am LOL my nigga Young Foch stay wit that Real Talk...lmao @ "hope ur carcass rot in jail" lol thats wats hood ------------- It's DiPSeT BiTch http://community.webshots.com/user/dipsetboy21 - http://community.webshots.com/user/dipsetboy21 Posted By: RULE Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 11:55am THATS A LESSON ALWAYS STICK WIT UR REAL BARBER! ------------- Official Dream Team Member http://www.dreamteam360.net/ - http://www.dreamteam360.net/ Dream Team Website http://community.webshots.com/user/younguntb - http://community.webshots.com/user/younguntb Its murda!