Amazing. . . even with the simulated news anchor hair, she still manages to look completely empty-headed -_-; .  I doubt anyone would take her seriously no matter what she did to her hair-- she'd just look like a Barbie whose owner's been playing beauty shop :-P .

Now you're just saying it 'cause you can ^_^ .

I agree that she would look good with short hair/ but short exactly like it looks in the first pic. Long bangs in front., and short in the back.

In that pic she reminds me a little of Faith Hill, and how Faith Hill often has short  hair with long side swept bangs.

Horse wrote:

Truly an axis of evil. 

loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!

No, you aren't the only one.  She has a horse face and I don't know why people think she's so pretty.  When she's not looking like a horse, her face looks straight up masculine.  Very strong jaw lines doesn't bode well for her....

she is very cute and has great teeth

cmon stop being jealous  she is very very cute and sexy

loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!

I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive. 

But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off."

She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie? 

Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?       

Sometimes I wonder if jessica SImpson is acting stupid or if she really is just to get exposure.  Sometimes I wonder to myself no one can really be that dumb but you never know. 

By the way i don't think she should cut off her beautiful blode locks based on the pis posted above.

hey drummer you forgot to throw in the cute and talented LISA LOEB shes got some great sexy hair

Ononotdon wrote: loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!   I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive.  But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie?  Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?

So you wouldn't do her? hehehe

Kramer wrote: Ononotdon wrote: loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!   I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive.  But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie?  Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?        So you wouldn't do her? hehehe

You can reference the text that I wrote and you quoted, but I'll reiterate to save time:  "I'm not attracted to her in the least." So, nope.  I am I supposed to want to?  Part of the problem is this notion that it's my civic duty to find her sexy.  Well, f**k that.  Would you do a mannequin?  Because that's pretty much what you'd get, with less personality, less brains, and more artificial parts.  For that matter, would you do a Ziploc sanwich bag?  "hehehe"    

I think she is an attractive woman who probably plays the ditzy role at the recommendation of a a producer for her show.

1st she is a singer and she is talented at that. She has a beautiful strong voice. I wonder why everyone attacks her with such negative comments. What makes anyone you any less flawed than she might be in some way.

I have seen pictures of women(celebities) that carry themselves distastefully and those people might warrant negative comments. But jeez she appears to be fun-loving and sweet. Very light-hearted about life and that is why she might seem ditzy. But what do any of use really know, we don't know her

PS all of you that have something bad to say about her probably love something about her. I just wish people would not be so harsh, it's what makes this workd the hellish, hateful place it has become.

Ononotdon wrote: And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.

So you split atoms on your day off?  The world would be in trouble were you not to have been born?  I have no clue what her IQ is but there is no doubt she is smart enough to make the most of every IQ point she has.

Hal wrote: Ononotdon wrote: And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.    1.  So you split atoms on your day off?  The world would be in trouble were you not to have been born?  2.  I have no clue what her IQ is but there is no doubt she is smart enough to make the most of every IQ point she has.

1.  No, I don't split atoms on my day off (it's my job, why would I want to bring my work home with me?), but I do check my grammar.  

I'm just kidding about me splitting atoms.  I was simply quoting someone else's joke to illustrate what a DUMBDUMB Jessica Simpson is, but you reacted like a fundamentalist Christian, so I'll clarify.  The joke means that the person referred to is not very bright.  Mr. Goldthwaite used the device of understatement masterfully. 

And I don't know if the world would be in trouble had I not been born, but I contribute to it in a positive way.  I stand by my statement:  if Jessica Simpson had never been born, life would continue.

2.  Talent, beauty, and brains to match.  Read it as you like, elder statesman.

But I get your point, Hal.  She's smart because she's rich and famous.  And while we're at it, tell us what superpowers she possesses.  Christ, why bother.   

Seems you got my point yet didn't... lets see your list of why you are  more valuable to earth than she?

Compare me to a fundamentalist Christian yet you direct your last statement to Gods only son?  And, I woudl think most fundamentalist Christians would agree with you on JS's value to the world.

Hal wrote: Seems you got my point yet didn't... lets see your list of why you are  more valuable to earth than she? Compare me to a fundamentalist Christian yet you direct your last statement to Gods only son?  And, I woudl think most fundamentalist Christians would agree with you on JS's value to the world.

You point up a seeming contradiction, namely that I accuse you of reacting like a fundamentalist Christian, only to invoke the name of "Gods [sic] only son" at the end of my post.  Hal, you're one sharp old devil.  Here's where your accusation unravels:  a fundamentalist Christian would never use Christ's name in the mode that I used because according to his worldview, to do so is to commit blasphemy.  

You've asked for a list of my positive qualities that prove that I'm  "more valuable to earth [sic] than she."  I'll start here, and when I come up with more, I'll add them.

• I don't deceive people in order to get them to consume products.  Her entire image is based on deceit.  This may be due largely to the workings of her father, but she's complicit.
• As a former educator (I'm pursuing something else now), I promote literacy and encourage critical thinking.  Her very persona glamorizes stupidity and perpetuates the myth of the "dumb blonde", not to mention shallowness. 
• I'm not perfect, but I try to be a decent person, perhaps even Christian.  Jessica Simpson used to be known as a Christian artist.  At the risk of sounding like a fundamentalist Christian ("Aha!" thinks Hal.), her current act doesn't promote Christianity.  But wait, Hal.  I'm not finished.  I won't condemn an artist for not promoting Christianity if that artist had not previously performed within the realm of Christian music under the pretense that doing so was in the glorification of God.  Jessica Simpson decided to pursue secular pop after she discovered that doing so is more lucrative than being a Christian artist.  The accusation of hypocrisy is a strong one, and it applies more to her father, yet another sleazy Svengali, but again, she complies.
• I'm a musician who's proud of the music I've created.  My motives for creating music are pure.  For Jessica Simpson, it's a means to an end.
• I look pretty good with short hair.  I'm not sure Jessica Simpson would.

Hal?

Oh, I'd be remiss if I did not mention your faulty logic, Hal.  One cannot simultaneously "get" yet "not get" one's point.  I got your hackneyed, fallacious point loud and clear, Hal. 

I've listed just some of the reasons that I'm more important than Jessica Simpson.  I may not be finished.  But you've yet to list her superpowers that you evidently think she's endowed with.  C'mon smart guy, the world awaits your wisdom.

Have you shut your pod bay door, Hal?  Hal?

You've asked for a list of my positive qualities that prove that
I'm  "more valuable to earth [sic] than she."  I'll start here, and
when I come up with more, I'll add them.

• I don't deceive people in order to get them to consume
  products.  Her entire image is based on deceit.  This may be
  due largely to the workings of her father, but she's complicit.
  
• As a former educator (I'm pursuing something else now), I
  promote literacy and encourage critical thinking.  Her
  very persona glamorizes stupidity and perpetuates the myth of
  the "dumb blonde", not to mention shallowness. 
  
• I'm not perfect, but I try to be a decent person, perhaps even
  Christian.  Jessica Simpson used to be known as a Christian
  artist.  At the risk of sounding like a fundamentalist Christian
  ("Aha!" thinks Hal.), her current act doesn't promote
  Christianity.  But wait, Hal.  I'm not finished.  I won't condemn an
  artist for not promoting Christianity if that artist had not
  previously performed within the realm of Christian music under
  the pretense that doing so was in the glorification of
  God.  Jessica Simpson decided to pursue secular pop after she
  discovered that doing so is more lucrative than being a
  Christian artist.  The accusation of hypocrisy is a strong one,
  and it applies more to her father, yet another sleazy Svengali,
  but again, she complies.
  
• I'm a musician who's proud of the music I've created.  My
  motives for creating music are pure.  For Jessica Simpson, it's a
  means to an end.
  
• I look pretty good with short hair.  I'm not sure Jessica
  Simpson would.

Hal?

Oh, I'd be remiss if I did not mention your faulty logic, Hal. 
One cannot simultaneously "get" yet "not get" one's point.  I got
your hackneyed, fallacious point loud and clear, Hal. 

I've listed just some of the reasons that I'm more important
than Jessica Simpson.  I may not be finished.  But you've yet to
list her superpowers that you evidently think she's endowed
with.  C'mon smart guy, the world awaits your wisdom.

Hal wrote: hey..Ononotdon, Cut that diatribe down to 3 or 4 line an I may take the time to read it otherwise my ADD forces my to move on to a post with pictures....sorry.

Read three or four lines at a time, go take a nap, and then read three or four more later, Hal. 

Ononotdon wrote: Hal wrote: hey..Ononotdon, Cut that diatribe down to 3 or 4 line an I may take the time to read it otherwise my ADD forces my to move on to a post with pictures....sorry. Read three or four lines at a time, go take a nap, and then read three or four more later, Hal.

One line thats better... and I read it.  To read 3 or 4 lines, nap read the next would require vast amounts of energy I do not wish to expend to over come my ADD or it could be my total lack of interest in your opinion.  Either way I'm sure you feel the same about mine...smiles!

OK, but who will answer for celebrities' decision to change their appearance? Shouldn't some of that be a sin?

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Sure...but it's only venial!

She is definitely a bimbo--but so what? Who cares? Don't think she has a "beautiful voice" though.

It's time to call the Roots Police again. How much money does she make again? Oh yeah, lots!

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Drummerdude, I know not of the metal lasses about whom you speak so fondly, but a priori, I can say that they possess more talent than the subject in question.  Then again, so does the breakfast special at IHOP.  But Lisa Loeb, yes, a true beauty! with brains!  she plays acoustic guitar!  Her music, Don no so like, so he no buy it, but she, she no bother me.

Don though, he is a fan of your northern European prog-rock bands from the early '70's, those hirsute, potsmoking dudes like Can, Faust, Neu!  So many more!  Like Xanax is their music one time, and then the is like the trucker speed the next time!  So good, the what they call it "Krautrock." 

We should to jam sometime, drummerdude.  I am of the gitarredude.  PM, we talk!