I've had this milf crush on this woman at my job for a minute so today I decided to do something about it. So I'm about to warm up my food in the microwave when I seen her. On some real everytime I see her face there's this whiteboy song going on in my head. Well anyways she looks 28 but she's actually 44. I digress, she's about to warm her food up too when she says you go ahead, so I say ladies first.

 

She says in the dumbest voice ladies first, I know your not talkin to me then my davo anger got the best of me and I said Bitch are you stupid (by accident, when you aint had none in almost 2weeks you take it out on anybody). She looks up at me and I swear to god she made that angry dooky face then a f**kin tear came down her eye. Im like oo sh*t and walked away. I returned like a minute later and apoligized for that she forgave me and all was good.

 

I went to the store and bought her some M&Ms and a Snickers bar she was grateful and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to push her chair over and make her fall then pretend to help her up just to land in an ackward position with her  (babysteps for that milf), yea I have a girl I kno im wrong. But its been almost two weeks and I havent f**ked, hell not even a bj and my girl been watchin some flicks and she a pro now.

 

The milf im talkin about well her name is Jazmene and she's indian/black and her ass can part the sea real talk. But anyways I've been smiling extra hard when she comes around and she gets real ditzy around me ONLY ME. So imma talk to her on a molecular level then a physical level because ive been hittin then weights hard. If she takes the bait ill give her 10days. Yall kno that sound by Outkast Spodiodiodopalicious angel well that song comes to mind whenever Jazmene is around. She literally slows gravity.

 

 LOL thats a good song to play while you gettin it on with your girl but to end this if I don't get medicated by tonight im throwin rocks on my girl's face when she's sleeping (not actual rocks ). And it'll be me n Jazmene the only thing weird about that is she has a daughter same age is me 20. I'll f**k em both tho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im in a similar dilemma to that of TSOH, when you sit down and have a real conversation with your girl you can see where she stands emotionally and physically. My girl was goin through an episode of stupidity and decided not to talk to me so imma end this prob next week on her birthday

 

supa bout to go og on here

 

but she's a co-worker and it's not wise to get your honey where you make your money. I learned that a long time ago.

 

 

With that said, I've also cut some old heads and I have yet to be disappointed. I've hit them from the ages of 30, 32 36(this was back when I was like 20 or so...) and here lately I've hit some 42, 40, and got some head from a few others over 40....and they were all FINE AS HELL. One of them was like 4'10 and could do this thing w/her monkey to where it would make noises w/o me even in it...I mean, she was doing all that while I was getting undressed and putting on my mag ya dig...She was just back there talking about " Ooooh, T Ive been wanting u so bad..." and she would make the monkey "talk" then she started playing with it and all that....Matter of fact, I got this other one I'm gonna hit soon, and her daughter wants me too. But I can't hit her daughter b/c I played in the monkey of the daughters bestfriend, and I've hit like 4 other chicks she knows...Its like a circle of 5 girls and I've hit 3 played w/one, and her bestfriend snitched and told he so now she's holding out...But lil does she know her moms been throwing hints for about a yr now...but I was putting mom off so I could hit the daughter...But since she's shooting me the ghost, its on w/ her mom now.....and her mom flat out told me that she will make up for the time her daughter wasted....Now thats the sh*t I be talking about!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol dog you gon catch something