Off Topic- AYO
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Printed Date: August 06 2025 at 10:49am
Topic: Off Topic- AYO
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Subject: Off Topic- AYO
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:45pm
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AYO I know I'm approaching levils of TS OH! off topic-ness but I had to get this out. Yo so I'm sitting there trying to improve my level of fly-ness. Like it could improve. When I feel this tickle on my foot. So I jump up out the chair yelling AYO! I see a roach said hell no, kicked my leg and sent the nasty motherf**ker flying. So I'm sitting there like DF! but then this fat little peon finna start moving. I'm like naw n**** you ain' making it to the nuclear disaster pull off my shoe and it was a wrap, the chase was on word to Road Runner. So I pull off my shoe and swing and this little omega man gotta way. I couldn't find him so I said good night I'm gonna get you tomorrow you nasty little f**ker. Little did I know I would be seeing him sooner than I thought word to an ambush. I hop on the computer on tha wave tip. I laugh and make people laugh but suddenly I feel a tingle on my knee. Look down and there is the little bastard. I screamed AYO word to YAYO and swat the punk down grab the house shoe and word to a blunt it was a wrap. Word to Usher these are my confessions. ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
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Posted By: gnarly_waves
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:48pm
wow. great story. the end got me rollin one up as we speak.  and i still don't know what df mean.------------- "but this is the remix, with the cheap tricks, hittin' sweet licks, and I cut the braids off but the waves in the fade'll make you seasick!" |
Posted By: Meji
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:51pm
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Goddamn that n**** was all up on yo piece. c*ckroaches be creepin but if they touch me its over.
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Posted By: JaySole
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:51pm
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ahah, u a funny dude my nig
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Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:51pm
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Dungeon Family
------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: dutchmasterz04
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:53pm
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I dont know what the hell you was talkin about, or even the point of the story. Sounds like your speaking a whole new level of ebonics. ------------- |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 12 2007 at 10:54pm
Word to Terminator the getting hit Back To The Future or word to Doc and Marty or word to Biff Whatever the end is near word to John ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Meji wrote:Posted By: Meji
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 12:24am
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lol n**** just finshed skrillin
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Posted By: meek millz
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 5:18am
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lmao that was hilarious but raid always work because if you kill a bug i heard it can lay eggs on your shoe... ------------- "Impossible is nothing" "Impossible is 0" |
Posted By: Meji
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 12:53pm
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^^^ and then its friends come for you i used to think that when i was little.
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Posted By: JaySole
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 1:16pm
Is that true? ------------- |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 2:17pm
If you rupture the egg sack. Besides I've never seen a pregnant roach which looks likE this.  this. ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: Tru Texan
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 8:27pm
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ROFLMAO...not at the story but the way he talks...Man, ur trip... an HB comedian, word to the stand up...I mean word to the richard pryor um katt williams....eh...umm...nevamind.. |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 8:37pm
Not everyones cup of tea I see.  ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 4:33am
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What can I say the saga continues. So I woke up and I ran into this bug that looked a cricket, but check this, it had a f**king horn on it. n**** gonna run up on me like gigantor. Took one look at him and word to the L.A. PD I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast doggy. Pulled off the house shoe and slammed it down like the hand of god. I smashed the lil dudes leg off. sh*t was looking like a chicken leg. f**k Spiderman I wanna be one of these n****s. Next I see some silvery sh*t fluttering above me. I'm scared for a minute thinking Grandpa I'm a see you sooner than expected. When the sh*t flutters down and it looked like a f**king miniature dinosaur word to The Land Before Time. Word to Lil Foot I was on an adventure. This f**ker was fast so I knew I had to act fast. Smashed that lil f**ker fast word to a velociraptor. It was looking like Jurassic Park in here with all the prehistoric bugs littering up my kitchen. About two hours later I hear what sound like a f**king chainsaw in the other room. I run in with a knife thing I'm bout to have to kill a sucka to protect the fam but I see what looks like a damn bullet flying next to the fan. Flying roach. Eww  . I got some spray cus I aint f**king around with anything sound like bullets going off constantly. I'm a half to see whats up with an exterminator soon. I ain't talkiing some average joe. I want Dale Gribble or something. I want a n**** gonna out his life on the line going in the crawlspace. Root those suckas up like Al Quaeda. Word to Geto Boys my minds playing tricks on me word to Smokey when he got some of that Angel Dust.------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: King Cash
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 7:51am
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ROFLLLLL@ Dale Gribble! Dawg, that sh!t was 22222222 funny ------------- http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/12/8/f_sigma008m_7947f3e.jpg&srv=img37"> 
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Posted By: Sleepy B
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 7:57am
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LMFAO n*gga U need a exterminator fast, word 2 speed racer lol ------------- |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 8:06am
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I'ma try this thing my cousin in Vegas do wear he puts a glass jar up against the wall filled with coffee grounds and water. See those f**kers can't climb back up the glass. Then all I got to worry about is those flying suckas.
------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: Sleepy B
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 8:13am
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Since u decoratin yo walls wit traps u might as well do da ceilings 2. Get some of those fly traps that hang from the ceiling. I know it dont seem like they work but u wont believe how many bugs got stuck 2 it. It was covered wit flies and fruit flies in a 2 weeks. now since I moved and I live in a basement I got a huge spider problem. anybody know what I can do. ------------- |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 8:44am
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What kind of bugs? Flying ones get them sticky traps. Spiders get caught in them too. The wall trick works too. I already got 1 of them in their. Sticky ones on the wall near the baseboard helps too. In CA. those got those bastard earwigs pretty damn good. ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: Sleepy B
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 8:49am
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Thanks I f*ckin hate spiders and I c em everyday now. I never knew so many types of spiders could live in 1 house. Anybody ever c a big red spider wit a clearish creamish thing in the back where the web come out(dont know the name of the part)?
Oh yea it had a hard shell 2 and I'm 200% sure it was a spider. I tried 2 smash it wit a shoe but it wouldnt die. My 25 lb dumbell worked magic tho  .------------- |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 8:57am
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I seen those before. Theres about 50 different kinds that I've seen in this house since I moved in. sh*t is disturbing and my sister has this red light bulb that makes it look like Amityville Horror here. [Scooby Doo] Zoinks [Scooby Doo] ------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |
Posted By: Sleepy B
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 9:00am
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LOL ------------- |
Posted By: mrclean1992
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 9:11am
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omg dude n****s.............da other day i killed a spider in my room.............& it wuzz 3:00 in da morining i watch a scary spider movie on scifi.............& azz soon azz dast mutha f**ker go off....i killed another mutha f**ka in da bathroom !!!! & in da kitchen...........mayne da 1 in da bathroom scared da sh*t outta me.cuzz i sprayed & spun its webb tryna git 2 flo......... & tried 2 break da string......& it got caught on my hand........& i tried 2 git off........but da thang draged da spider over where i wuzz........i thought daT BITCH wuzz tryna bite me......i stomped da hell outta dat thang.............lol ------------- [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f255/1101992/StarredPhotos51-1.jpg" /> |
Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: June 20 2007 at 9:20am
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Think of that but with roaches and you get my house.
------------- You can't win with women. You just have to maintain." - Wave Connection Real Recognize Real |