“I’m a young funky wild boy and I’m a sexy young muthaf**ker.”

As much as I love UGK, after hearing Pimp C’s interview with Ozone, I’m not sure if the fella has it all. Seriously, Pimp did an interview with Julia for the August issue of Ozone and this interview alone is worth checking the issue. He went on a 40-minute tirade and the sh*t ended up being the best interview ever! You really won’t understand until you read it (or even better, hear it) but I’m gonna pull some quotes so you all can get a feel for what the fux I’m talking about.

Pimp C on Lil Troy: “He’s a f**king bitch, and I said it. I’ve been knowing he’s a bitch, but I ain’t gotta talk about no n**** when everybody knows you’re a bitch and you’re hiding.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “Damn, Pimp C sounds upset about something.”

Pimp C on Mike Jones and Lil Flip’s jewelry: “Them big ol’ plates they be wearing that look like dinner plates? Them diamonds are monkey. You need to take that monkey sh*t back cause you embarrassing us.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “WOW…Pimp C is outta control.”

Pimp C on Russell Simmons: “I just made peace with the lil n**** Short Dawg cause on the cool, it really wasn’t his fault. It was ol’ dick-in-the-booty-Russell Simmons fault for not taking the message back to him and telling him to change his name. Yeah, I said ‘dick-in-the-booty.’ I know what I’m talking about. Bitch, I’ll air you out too.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “Did he just call Russell Simmons a ‘dick-in-the-booty’ azz nucca? (LOL)!!!

Pimp C on Mr. 175: “Muthaf**kers talking about they’ve got kilos for $17,500. Bitch, ain’t no kilos for $17,500 up there, and you know what I’m talking about. Come to Houston and get the work and pop it cause we’re right there by San Antonio and we’re going down there and gettin’ the work. And guess what, man. All y’all n****s talking about selling dope? If y’all n****s was some d-boys, guess what, man? I don’t believe you n****s no more cause I’m seeing you n****s in button up shirts getting cute and pretty trying to look sexy. n****, f**k you. n****, and I ain’t gotta say your name. Play with me and I’ll expose the n****s that was wearing backpacks with their pant leg rolled up back then in Atlanta when me and Big Meech used to be off in the club kickin’ it buying each other champagne.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “Isn’t Jeezy Mr.175? Oooooooooookay.”

Pimp C on fashion: “Young ass n****s that used to be wearing gangsta clothes wearing v-neck sweaters and Argyle socks looking like Pharrell. Are you n****s metrosexual or homosexual or what? You’ve got plenty of pictures of these n****s dressing funny. n****, you ain’t Fonsworth Bentley, bitch! You ain’t Pharrell, n****!”
R.E.’s Reaction: (LMAO).

Pimp C on being pretty: “Get your finger out your ass and get off that old-p***y-ass sexy ass sh*t. All these n****s think they’re sexy. Man, keep your damn shirt on. You ain’t 50 Cent n****. And for the record, most of you n****s are ugly and if I take the makeup off your bitch, my skin is prettier than all your hoes’ skin. My skin is pretty. My toes are pretty. I’m a young funky wild boy and I’m a sexy young muthaf**ker.”
R.E.’s Reaction: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pimp C on Ne-Yo: “I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay ass Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*t, n****. p***y dick in the booty ass n**** wearing all that gotdamn lip gloss at their video shoots and letting n****s put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f**k I said. n****s putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “Yo, this nucca is buggin’…(lmao).”

Pimp C on Atlanta: “Atlanta is not the South. Atlanta is not the South, gotdamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say? When you get off the plane from Los Angeles or Texas, what time do it be over there? Atlanta is East Coast time. You n****s ain’t in the South.”
R.E.’s Reaction: “Is this nucca serious?”

The interview went on like that for 40 minutes or so and it’s obvious Pimp C has some issues with any and everybody. The Durrty Boys from Atlanta radio station 107.9 were on the air tonight speaking on this article. They actually did a follow up interview with Pimp C to address some of the comments Pimp made about Atlanta and Mr. 175, which will air tomorrow and be leaked to the internet. When I get the interview, I’ll post it. I’m sure Pimp will have a lot more sh*t to say that we all can laugh at.

he sound dumb ass hell

whut happened to his song, knockin doors down?