Blonde vs Brunette
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Topic: Blonde vs Brunette
Posted By: pisspot
Subject: Blonde vs Brunette
Date Posted: November 07 2002 at 3:40pm
Something you all should know:
1. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
2. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
3. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
4. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.
5. What`s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who`s told too many blonde jokes.
6. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.
7. What`s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
8. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
9. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
10. What`s a brunette`s mating call?
Has the blonde left yet?"
11. Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo`s butt was more manageable.
12.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: Beatnik Guy
Date Posted: November 07 2002 at 7:55pm
Oh, my word, excuse me while I fall off my chair laughing...not! :o)
This isn`t even remotely amusing, is it? You`re blonde I take it?
Chris
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Posted By: dianefromcanada
Date Posted: November 07 2002 at 8:07pm
one for ******pot
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all working in the same office. Their employer was a female and left work early every day. ONe day all three women decided to leave early as soon as their employer left. The brunette went home and did some gardening, the redhead went to the gym and the blonde went home and found some noices in her bedroom. As she open the bedroom door she found her employer in bed with her husband. The blonde quietly left her home and the next day the brunette and the redhead wanted to repeat the same thing of leaving early. The blonde replied that she didn`t want to because she almost got caught yesterday. duh lol
Seriously it doesn`t matter what colour your hair is. I had friends look purposely dyed their hair blonde thinking they would have more fun to learn that it had nothing to do with it. Plus to think that a hair colour has anything to do with brains is stupid but I found your jokes funny
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dianefromcanada
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Posted By: Ingrid16
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 9:24am
Someone who goes by the name ******pot should not be making fun of anyone else.
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If I had wings then I could take you in
I'd stay on the ground and show you some things
The grass is strewn with blades of gold
all sights and sounds I have been told
all hopes, desires, seem to sing
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 11:36am
******pot, believe it or not, is not my real name-either is ingrid, thank God.
Beatnik guy, are you Schizophrenic or something?:
"This isn`t even remotely amusing, is it? " Who are you talking to..?
I actually agree with you diane. I just received those `jokes` in an email and so i posted it here knowing that it would provoke some dumbass half-witted response like:
"Someone who goes by the name ******pot should not be making fun of anyone else"
How retarded...
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 11:39am
:)
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 11:40am
:(
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: Ingrid16
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 12:39pm
My name really is Ingrid. I am not a dumbass, nor am I half-witted, nor retarded. I just don`t know why you would call yourself ******pot. I mean, its my own bad fortune to have a name like Ingrid. At least your parents didn`t give you that name!
Anyway, I DO have a sense of humor, and yeah, some of the jokes were kinda funny. I just resent the insinuation that I am ugly and stupid and have unsightly facial hair.
I apologize that my unwillingness to be insulted has angered you as such. I`ll try to be more sensitive next time,
P I S S pot.
Love always,
Eihngrite
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If I had wings then I could take you in
I'd stay on the ground and show you some things
The grass is strewn with blades of gold
all sights and sounds I have been told
all hopes, desires, seem to sing
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Posted By: Ingrid16
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 12:44pm
:) :) :) :)
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If I had wings then I could take you in
I'd stay on the ground and show you some things
The grass is strewn with blades of gold
all sights and sounds I have been told
all hopes, desires, seem to sing
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Posted By: Albert
Date Posted: November 08 2002 at 2:27pm
The jokes aren`t funny, they are stupid, only an idiot or a hick would think they are very funny, if you are going to be a comedian at least be funny, don`t waste our time with jokes that would only seem funny to a five year old!
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 09 2002 at 4:04pm
:)
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 09 2002 at 4:05pm
Ok ingrid, they weren`t meant as intentional `insults`. But i take your point :)
Albert:
Im not going to be a comedian-it doesn`t pay well. In fact, most comedians arent funny, but there you go.
I can`t believe that someone is dumb enough to take the time and write : `don`t waste our time `. LOL, someone stop this imbecile before they start to breed.
I don`t think the average 5 year old would understand any of those `jokes`, much like yourself then.....dumbass.
`only an idiot or a hick would think they are very funny` - so are you calling all 5 year olds idiots and hicks?...you really do need an education son.
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peeweeherman
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Posted By: Albert
Date Posted: November 09 2002 at 4:41pm
******pot, old buddy,
I guess you need a little clarification. Hicks and idiots have immature personalities, so does a 5 year old.
Am I dumb. maybe, if you call someone with an I.Q. of 140 dumb, and my wife is more intelligent than I am, and I hate to tell you but you are a little late on stopping us from breeding, we have a 7 year old daughter and a 5 year old son, and they are good kids!
You are right about comedians though, only a few of them are truly funny, it is a difficult art form to do well at, as I am sure you probably know.
My guess is that you are a few years younger than I am, you are probably still in your teens. With all modesty and due respect let me make a suggestion, since this website concerns hair and fashion; instead of trying to be cute with people, join the grownups on the website and discuss hair and fashion in an adultlike manner!
Just a suggestion, I have enjoyed chatting with you ******pot and good luck to you, your family, and your woman!
Sincerely,
Albert
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Posted By: Beatnik Guy
Date Posted: November 09 2002 at 7:33pm
It`s true...the grown ups who usually hang here don`t tend to post the sort of juvenile "jokes" which we`re all sometimes unfortunate enough to find in our email. They`re boring and unfunny.
:o)
******pot, you wrote : "Beatnik guy, are you Schizophrenic or something?". What saddens me is that you a) don`t understand what schizophrenia is b) you choose to belittle it. For the record, this condition is neither funny not about split personality.
Chris
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Posted By: pisspot
Date Posted: November 10 2002 at 5:32pm
idiot: (dictionary.com)-n.
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
anyhow, moving on..
I did like your post, and maybe i was just bored when i started this thread.
Beatnik guy- its unfortunate that i have managed to sadden you, but if you can`t learn to laugh at life then whats the point of living it?...
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peeweeherman
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