CHOP CHOP
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Category: Long Hair Happenings
Forum Name: Long Hair Support
Forum Description: Growing it long takes commitment and support.
URL: https://talk.hairboutique.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=729
Printed Date: July 30 2025 at 10:53pm
Topic: CHOP CHOP
Posted By: ChopdeToad
Subject: CHOP CHOP
Date Posted: July 21 2003 at 3:03pm
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I am here. Now I will cut! Give to me your hair divine. I will cut; intoxicating like wine!!! Ha Ha Short Short Short! ------------- Ah wha! Ha! Hee! Skip and dance! |
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Posted By: SuperGrover
Date Posted: July 21 2003 at 4:29pm
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ROTFLMAO. This is the funniest troll we have ever had! Went to the trouble of making a picture, even! Wow. ------------- "Hair is a part of you. It is not a part of me, because I am a frog." - Kermit the Frog on Sesame Street1b/N/ii ~ ??"/27"/32" |
Posted By: DaveDecker
Date Posted: July 21 2003 at 7:45pm
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I guess we should be honored, then...? Oh well. Trolls are such old hat that there's no "shock" effect to be had. Besides, anybody who seriously urged me to cut my hair would only increase my resolve (as if that's even possible) to keep my hair long.  ------------- |
Posted By: SuperGrover
Date Posted: July 21 2003 at 9:55pm
Oh come on, Dave! This is no ordinary troll. This cracks me up. This is poetry! It's too funny to be disturbing poetry.
------------- "Hair is a part of you. It is not a part of me, because I am a frog." - Kermit the Frog on Sesame Street1b/N/ii ~ ??"/27"/32" |
ChopdeToad wrote:Posted By: Erinlynn
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 6:52am
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This gave me a smile =) I love the picture! ------------- |
Posted By: 3katz
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 8:46am
Well, it may be funny, but the rhyme scheme needs help.  Jean ------------- 3katz |
Posted By: ChopdeToad
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 10:59am
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My rhyme is fine. Poetic license my dear. Chop chop!!Chop chop!! Hear hear!!Hear hear!! I swing and I sway my blade doth aproach. I sneak and I find. Your hair I doth smote! Where ever your golden grains flow forth, Where ever your liquid bronzes doth pour, Where ever your radient suns reflect fire, I am THERE! To CUT! Cut away your desired! ------------- Ah wha! Ha! Hee! Skip and dance! |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 1:28pm
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Chop! Chop! goes my mouth I'll chew you up and spit you out Haircut trolls are a juicy treat Shear and spears are good to eat Uzi "9 mill" will tie you down With strands of steel and Medusan crown With fire and ice I'll break your blades The Toad will meet the end of his days ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 1:39pm
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Toady is cute and Toady is fun One minute with Uzi and he is undone Come on Warty, do your worst Your poems are poor Your scissor's don't hurt......... ...........  ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: caramia
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 2:44pm
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Uzma, Your poems are MUCH better than Toady's. He's no match for you! Caramia
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Posted By: ChopdeToad
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 3:07pm
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Was this a competition? I think not. I am here only to cut. Im not a troll or a Billy Goat Gruff. Would you like your golden sphere? Never fear! I am here! To cut and cut and cut! Duchess Ravenwaves shall be my bride, and will cut and give her hair to the birds. To make nests of course. ------------- Ah wha! Ha! Hee! Skip and dance! |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 3:31pm
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Dear Toad if a duel our poems may be Appoint a judge...perhaps Dave D Our Mod will decide who stays and who goes A thorn for Toady, for Uzi a rose? Or maybe dear Toady you will become A resident troll on the long hair for-um Reminding us all of our lengthy aims Snipping split ends while playing your games But I must warn if the two of us duel Uzi is anti all cutting tools Not a hair will be cut - NO - not one single strand Un-cut ends are a mark of my brand So lets rumble Toady Give it your best Arrange a soft landing Coz I'll lay you to rest ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: Laine1998
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 3:36pm
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Wow Good job girl....That would of taken me ages to come up with those...keep them up!!!!!!!   ------------- |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 3:44pm
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Thank you Laine deary Never to fear Uzi Troll-Hunter Most deadly, is here ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: DaveDecker
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 6:36pm
I agree SuperGrover. The troll's poetry is not at all disturbing. Cute that he tried to rise up to Jean's challenge. And I love Uzi's inspired poetic responses. I don't wonder any more how she got her nickname.
Okay, so let me see if I understand this... the 'Toad claims he isn't a troll... and then he says he is here, on the "Long Hair Support" board (of all places), to "cut and cut and cut." Hmm.... I just can't seem to find a way to reconcile these statements... ------------- |
Posted By: tina m
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 7:14pm
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When I made a joke about haircutting Dave you admonished me and gave me a little lecture!!! I guess I should have been more creative! I need to learn how to put cute pictures on a computer board. I can beat this ChopdeToad troll any day in poetry and writing though. Good job Uzi you won the poetry/literature contest hands down girl! ------------- tina |
Posted By: Elissa
Date Posted: July 22 2003 at 9:16pm
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Uzi you are most talented!!!!! -------------  [/url]
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Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 1:05am
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*curtseys* ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: Erinlynn
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 7:34am
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I think his poems are kind of whimsical. Not necesseraly what you would find in a published book, but a few of them have great imagery and interesting sounds. Not that i would let a toad cut my hair! Uzi, do you write often? Your poems are very good. i liked your medusa and steel poem quite a bit. I could definately see you as a professional writer. ------------- |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 11:54am
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Thanks Erinlynn . I'm working on a couple of books at present (purely for my own pleasure). I'm kinda dissapointed that Toady isn't rising to the challenge...  Hey Toady!!! Post more poems so we can HAVE IT OUT....C'mon....what are you? A toad or a tadpole?....C'MON!!! ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: SuperGrover
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 12:48pm
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ROTFLMAO! This is the most hilarious thing I have seen in weeks! You rock, Uzi! ------------- "Hair is a part of you. It is not a part of me, because I am a frog." - Kermit the Frog on Sesame Street1b/N/ii ~ ??"/27"/32" |
Posted By: ChopdeToad
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 3:04pm
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I was not wishing to duel with my prose. Did you think I would accept your kind rose? Well yes, I will! A rose is quite fine! But in the end your hair is still mine! and, no, I do not sit about with hair every where. I give it to the birds. To make nests. Hair is much softer than twigs. ------------- Ah wha! Ha! Hee! Skip and dance! |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 4:48pm
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Welcome Toad, I am happy to see The return of my warty adversary Smell deeply that rose now.. What do you smell? A poisonous odour Delivered from hell! I too like nests..nests made of bones Of amphibious carcasses Haunted by groans I wonder Toady if your sinews are soft Softer than hair, perhaps they should be cropped To build nests for demons, and vipers and such Lined with frog-leather so soft to the touch… ------------- Uzi |
Posted By: Kintaro
Date Posted: July 23 2003 at 5:42pm
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When I raise my arms grasping my sword blade I will kill you in the nocturnal shade Soon no one will know, and no one will care That you were obsessed by our long long hair. I fail to see the humor in any of this though. ------------- I hate all of the following and lots more : Fundamentalists, racists, sexists, fascists, ageists (people saying seniors = senile , kids = stupid , 18 = immature or a combo of them), and bigots for causes yet to receive their own designation. |
Posted By: ChopdeToad
Date Posted: July 24 2003 at 3:59pm
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So how long IS your ebony hair Uzi, Warrior True? ------------- Ah wha! Ha! Hee! Skip and dance! |
Posted By: uzma
Date Posted: July 24 2003 at 5:33pm
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Good Evening dear Toady My visible hair Stretches from bedroom to top of the stairs The invisible kind that will soon manifest Reaches from China to Budapest A third kind which grows to the sound of a tune Begins in Morocco And ends on the moon Et Tu little froglet? How fares thy green pate? I imagine the lichens and moss irritate... If so, I suggest an elixir of three Rosemary, peppermint and oil of Tea Tree ------------- Uzi |