THE BARBER THAT WILL DIE-part 1

Today iz election day but f*** all that. Today i went to get my hair cut after a month of brushing. So i go to this barber shop i never heard of simply cause its the only one open in my area. Like 3 barbers come up to me askin me what i need, so i ask who knows how to cut against the grain real good. One of em goes OH...YOU WORKIN ON WAVES. I go yeah, and he says take a seat. So he's cuttin it to a 1 1/2. He finishes cuttin it down and iz about to start the edge up, so i ask for the mirror and sure enough.....im spinnin lovely. So after i finish suckin myself i give up the mirror and tells homeboy to continue. You will never guess what happens next. He realizes that my **** is patchy in the back. So like a ******* i say go ahead, finish. THIS MOTHA***** FORGETS TO PUT THE GUARD BACK ON AND SHREDS MY **** FROM THE MIDDLE TO THE NECK. Still in love wit myself from the waves, im zonin out, so i aint notice immediately. This nigga just runs out the shop outta nowhere and i like wtf, what about me. I notice the other barbers starin at the back of my head in shock, so i get the mirror and look at the back. I SEE A THICK A$$ f***** NAKED LINE IN THE BACK OFF MY HEAD. It looked like one of them big ass battleships in the middle of the ocean. I threaten lives for bout a half hour. Finally, the owner blends the back for me and gives me 50 bucks, but the barber never came back. Believe me, for everyday for the rest of my life im driving past the shop lookin for this motha*****.

that happend to me once.. but he****ed up my side trying to talk on the phone.. there was no fading in .. .... he just apolgozied for a long ass time and gave me the cut for free.... maybe i need to go ask for 50 bucks

Whoa, that's seriously messed up man. Now you got me scared to go get my hair cut this week. My barber and I don't really see eye to eye because his definition of low is a buzz cut.

damn homie ... this barber i tried (since my usual barber wasnt there) yesterday day f*cked up my shape up and cut but nutin like urs .. ya betta grab dat fitted

damn homie lol das some **** but u got 50 bones outta it ya hair gon grow back in like 2 -3 weeks homie.
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one of the funniest **** i seen was when one of my boys kept complaining the du-rag wasnt keepin the back bottom part of his hair down and **** kept curlin up so he asked his mom to razor cut the parts of hair showing while he had the rag on, his hair ended up finishing at the middle of his ears it was high as**** **** was so damn funny im laffin just typing this

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally laughin out loud
thats some funny sh*t like its
kinda sh*t should be in Barbershop 3

i would be tite too but
u a dumb n*gga if u gonna go lookin for dude tryin to kill him or some sh*t
over a messed up hair cut?
is it really worth it?
u get no sympathy for that
so STOP B*TCHIN
get a baldie or something
and start the F*CK over
u aint have waves for 18+ years
2 more months wont hurt
thats whats wrong with niggas these days
wanna kill over petty sh*t
DO IT!!!
i hope ya carcass rot in jail

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Young Foch

THATS A LESSON ALWAYS STICK WIT UR REAL BARBER!

504HotBoy4lifeSoujaSlimRIP wrote: Damn Homie if i was u I would go and get my tech and spray the whole****in barber shop wit bullets.

these days
everybody a f*ckin gangsta

lol wow everybody is a killer though we got so many world war vietnam vets wit all dese nigguhs talkin shootin nigguhs cmin dogg he's a barber but he still human ya mean and watch ya sh!ts come in better my nigguh said he would get his tech and shoot it up he dont even kno dis nigguh yet he gon kill a nigguh for him over a haircut lol
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FUNNY TALK nigguhs b talkin real funny dese days.
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