Off Topic- AYO

AYO  I know I'm approaching levils of TS OH! off topic-ness but I had to get this out.
Yo so I'm sitting there trying to improve my level of fly-ness. Like it could improve. When I feel this tickle on my foot. So I jump up out the chair yelling AYO! I see a roach said hell no, kicked my leg and sent the nasty motherf**ker flying. So I'm sitting there like DF! but then this fat little peon finna start moving. I'm like naw n**** you ain' making it to the nuclear disaster pull off my shoe and it was a wrap, the chase was on word to Road Runner. So I pull off my shoe and swing and this little omega man gotta way. I couldn't find him so I said good night I'm gonna get you tomorrow you nasty little f**ker. Little did I know I would be seeing him sooner than I thought word to an ambush. I hop on the computer on tha wave tip. I laugh and make people laugh but suddenly I feel a tingle on my knee. Look down and there is the little bastard. I screamed AYO word to YAYO and swat the punk down grab the house shoe and word to a blunt it was a wrap. 

Word to Usher these are my confessions.

Goddamn that n**** was all up on yo piece. c*ckroaches be creepin but if they touch me its over.

Dungeon Family

Meji wrote: Goddamn that n**** was all up on yo piece. c*ckroaches be creepin but if they touch me its over.

Word to Terminator the getting hit Back To The Future or word to Doc and Marty or word to Biff
Whatever the end is near word to John

lmao that was hilarious but raid always work because if you kill a bug i heard it can lay eggs on your shoe...

meek millz wrote: if you kill a bug i heard it can lay eggs on your shoe...

Is that true?

ROFLMAO...not at the story but the way he talks...Man, ur trip... an HB comedian, word to the stand up...I mean word to the richard pryor um katt williams....eh...umm...nevamind..

What can I say the saga continues.



So I woke up and I ran into this bug that looked a cricket, but check this, it had a f**king horn on it. n**** gonna run up on me like gigantor. Took one look at him and word to the L.A. PD I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast doggy. Pulled off the house shoe and slammed it down like the hand of god. I smashed the lil dudes leg off. sh*t was looking like a chicken leg. f**k Spiderman I wanna be one of these n****s. Next I see some silvery sh*t fluttering above me. I'm scared for a minute thinking Grandpa I'm a see you sooner than expected. When the sh*t flutters down and it looked like a f**king miniature dinosaur word to  The Land Before  Time. Word to Lil Foot I was on an adventure. This f**ker was fast so I knew I had to act fast. Smashed that lil f**ker fast word to a velociraptor. It was looking like Jurassic Park in here with all the prehistoric bugs littering up my kitchen. About two hours later I hear what sound like a f**king chainsaw in the other room. I run in with a knife thing I'm bout to have to kill a sucka to protect the fam but I see what looks like a damn bullet flying next to the fan. Flying roach. Eww. I got some spray cus I aint f**king around with anything sound like bullets going off constantly. I'm a half to see whats up with an exterminator soon. I ain't talkiing some average joe. I want Dale Gribble or something. I want a n**** gonna out his life on the line going in the crawlspace. Root those suckas up like Al Quaeda. Word to Geto Boys my minds playing tricks on me word to Smokey when he got some of that Angel Dust.

LMFAO n*gga U need a exterminator fast, word 2 speed racer lol

Since u decoratin yo walls wit traps u might as well do da ceilings 2. Get some of those fly traps that hang from the ceiling. I know it dont seem like they work but u wont believe how many bugs got stuck 2 it. It was covered wit flies and fruit flies in a 2 weeks. now since I moved and I live in a basement I got a huge spider problem. anybody know what I can do.