LMAO pure randomness.....Aiight I have one for yall I was gonna make a thread for it but f**k it. This is either weirdly funny or just plain cruel.
I work at Macy's right and I work with this old 49year old white dude named Jeremy. He lives, breathes, and dies for Macy's, yet he complains all the f**kin time to everyone even customers. Nobody likes this guy he dresses like a hobo too. But anywayz thats the backstory, so one of my coworkers mother just died and she was in bad shape because of it (naturally).
So I'm being there for her in her time of need when Jeremy comes over and interrups our conversation and says so your mom died huh? I'm sorry to hear that.....So was the funeral a real tear jerker?
I could not believe what he just said I fought the urge to punch him in the face because I'm better than that. What made it worst was that after he said that she began explaining how her mother died then Jeremy turned his back to her and looked at me and said how are your sales doing T?
I'm like you got to be kidding me....
I guess it's really not that funny but somehow when I say it back to myself its funny to me. Who the f**k asks someone whether or not their mother's funeral was a tear jerker?
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^^^ Very insensitive indeed....she gets a laugh out of it now which is good. She did however make him lunch and put some LAX in it and he was feeling really sh*tty yesterday if you know what I mean
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LOL you got me....difference being this was a TRUE STORY not that *G-Style* enters the room crap and eats some pancakes as HB & 360 members look on bowing down to the horrendous stench of *G-Style's* breath. No one is on his level because of his breath.... which reaks of piss and blistered smeez puss LOL.
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I bet you were that guy who had the squirts from eatting the food... and going around smelling men's breathe is gay.... a gay weird fetish.... i am going to pray for you.
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LOL you got me....difference being this was a TRUE STORY not that *G-Style* enters the room crap and eats some pancakes as HB & 360 members look on bowing down to the horrendous stench of *G-Style's* breath. No one is on his level because of his breath.... which reaks of piss and blistered smeez puss LOL.
Sounds like someone is jealous......u mad?????
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I bet you were that guy who had the squirts from eatting the food... and going around smelling men's breathe is gay.... a gayweird fetish.... i am going to pray for you.
Lol the following quote you are about to read has been S.U.P.A. Approved .
Gristyle(3/19/2008 2:21:41 AM):
well it is time to go run with the hunter, lay arest my inner munster,
drift into the meadows, while dropping flower pedals, on the pillow of
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HMMMMMMMMM
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yeah...... run with the hunter symbolizes dreams, inner munster is my thoughts and ideas in my head, the meadow is when I lose conscience and go into deep sleep, the pedals are an expression of beauty being restored by sleep..... you have to work harder that.....stop thinking simple most of the stuff I write you have to think more into it.....
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LMAO pure randomness.....Aiight I have one for yall I was gonna make a thread for it but f**k it. This is either weirdly funny or just plain cruel.
I work at Macy's right and I work with this old 49year old white dude named Jeremy. He lives, breathes, and dies for Macy's, yet he complains all the f**kin time to everyone even customers. Nobody likes this guy he dresses like a hobo too. But anywayz thats the backstory, so one of my coworkers mother just died and she was in bad shape because of it (naturally).
So I'm being there for her in her time of need when Jeremy comes over and interrups our conversation and says so your mom died huh? I'm sorry to hear that.....So was the funeral a real tear jerker?
I could not believe what he just said I fought the urge to punch him in the face because I'm better than that. What made it worst was that after he said that she began explaining how her mother died then Jeremy turned his back to her and looked at me and said how are your sales doing T?
I'm like you got to be kidding me....
I guess it's really not that funny but somehow when I say it back to myself its funny to me. Who the f**k asks someone whether or not their mother's funeral was a tear jerker?
Looks like your the weird one
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I know fam @ the first comment....the second comment I... dub thee be talking crazy
Crazy.....what is crazy????
Crazy - being out of the ordinary, especially in the wave game. So yes I have crazy waves.
Crazy - one who is or acts crazy; especially: such a one associated with a radical or extremist political cause. I guess your calling Malcolm crazy???
So i guess I might just be crazy, versital, diverse, and unique too. But your comment about smelling a man is and will always be gay.....thank you and have a wonderful day.
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