Blonde vs Brunette

Something you all should know:

1. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

2. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

3. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

4. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.

5. What`s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who`s told too many blonde jokes.

6. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.

7. What`s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

8. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

9. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

10. What`s a brunette`s mating call?
Has the blonde left yet?"

11. Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo`s butt was more manageable.


12.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

one for ******pot

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all working in the same office. Their employer was a female and left work early every day. ONe day all three women decided to leave early as soon as their employer left. The brunette went home and did some gardening, the redhead went to the gym and the blonde went home and found some noices in her bedroom. As she open the bedroom door she found her employer in bed with her husband. The blonde quietly left her home and the next day the brunette and the redhead wanted to repeat the same thing of leaving early. The blonde replied that she didn`t want to because she almost got caught yesterday. duh lol

Seriously it doesn`t matter what colour your hair is. I had friends look purposely dyed their hair blonde thinking they would have more fun to learn that it had nothing to do with it. Plus to think that a hair colour has anything to do with brains is stupid but I found your jokes funny

******pot, believe it or not, is not my real name-either is ingrid, thank God.

Beatnik guy, are you Schizophrenic or something?:
"This isn`t even remotely amusing, is it? " Who are you talking to..?

I actually agree with you diane. I just received those `jokes` in an email and so i posted it here knowing that it would provoke some dumbass half-witted response like:
"Someone who goes by the name ******pot should not be making fun of anyone else"

How retarded...

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******pot, old buddy,
I guess you need a little clarification. Hicks and idiots have immature personalities, so does a 5 year old.

Am I dumb. maybe, if you call someone with an I.Q. of 140 dumb, and my wife is more intelligent than I am, and I hate to tell you but you are a little late on stopping us from breeding, we have a 7 year old daughter and a 5 year old son, and they are good kids!

You are right about comedians though, only a few of them are truly funny, it is a difficult art form to do well at, as I am sure you probably know.

My guess is that you are a few years younger than I am, you are probably still in your teens. With all modesty and due respect let me make a suggestion, since this website concerns hair and fashion; instead of trying to be cute with people, join the grownups on the website and discuss hair and fashion in an adultlike manner!

Just a suggestion, I have enjoyed chatting with you ******pot and good luck to you, your family, and your woman!

Sincerely,
Albert

idiot: (dictionary.com)-n.
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


anyhow, moving on..

I did like your post, and maybe i was just bored when i started this thread.

Beatnik guy- its unfortunate that i have managed to sadden you, but if you can`t learn to laugh at life then whats the point of living it?...

GRRRRRR! HISSSSS! HOOOOOWWWWL! Lotta hostility in here! Whatever happened to `hair talk`?
And I agree with Beatnik Guy- Schizophrenia and other disorders of that nature are NOT funny and are NOT fuel for jokes; please refrain from making jokes about these things in the future, or someone might REALLY get insulted. `Till then, P-Pot; no hard feelings, OK? I was just funnin` with ya!
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Eihngrite

Just a politely curious question....you said 70 percent of the population has fair hair but natural blondes are a hard to find species? That seems a bit contradictory--could you clarify please? Thanks :-)

Another interesting point to think about--blonde hair may represent youth, BUT you will be hard pressed to find a 60 or 70 year-old woman who looks good with dark colored hair. The reason: Skin pales as it ages, and thus darker hues wash out many people in their golden years. Hence you don`t see many older people with dark hair. So in that line of thinking, dark hair could represent youth equally well.

Also, redheads are even rarer than blondes--according to the Cincinatti Enquirer only 2 to 5 percent of the U.S. population comes by it naturally. Observance of the "men want what they can`t have" axiom would indicate that redheads are highly unique and therefore even more desirable than blondes--if you follow the rarity logic. Thoughts?

(For the record, I`m not a redhead!)