Jessica Simpson - Oh to dream

Hal wrote: Ononotdon wrote: And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.    1.  So you split atoms on your day off?  The world would be in trouble were you not to have been born?  2.  I have no clue what her IQ is but there is no doubt she is smart enough to make the most of every IQ point she has.

1.  No, I don't split atoms on my day off (it's my job, why would I want to bring my work home with me?), but I do check my grammar.  

I'm just kidding about me splitting atoms.  I was simply quoting someone else's joke to illustrate what a DUMBDUMB Jessica Simpson is, but you reacted like a fundamentalist Christian, so I'll clarify.  The joke means that the person referred to is not very bright.  Mr. Goldthwaite used the device of understatement masterfully. 

And I don't know if the world would be in trouble had I not been born, but I contribute to it in a positive way.  I stand by my statement:  if Jessica Simpson had never been born, life would continue.

2.  Talent, beauty, and brains to match.  Read it as you like, elder statesman.

But I get your point, Hal.  She's smart because she's rich and famous.  And while we're at it, tell us what superpowers she possesses.  Christ, why bother.   

Edited by Ononotdon

I think she is an attractive woman who probably plays the ditzy role at the recommendation of a a producer for her show.

1st she is a singer and she is talented at that. She has a beautiful strong voice. I wonder why everyone attacks her with such negative comments. What makes anyone you any less flawed than she might be in some way.

I have seen pictures of women(celebities) that carry themselves distastefully and those people might warrant negative comments. But jeez she appears to be fun-loving and sweet. Very light-hearted about life and that is why she might seem ditzy. But what do any of use really know, we don't know her

PS all of you that have something bad to say about her probably love something about her. I just wish people would not be so harsh, it's what makes this workd the hellish, hateful place it has become.

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From someone who listens to your native prog metal bands:
Opeth and Pain of Salvation, I am just as awe struck by the
bimbo worship as yourself.

You have eMpTV over there, the M used to stand for Music not
Moronic! None of these little divas write their own songs, they
are written by songwriting teams. Their backing band's
musicianship is craptastic and not the least bit inspiring.

Having zero musical appititude forces these types to appeal to
the lowest common denominator: SEX. You read the response
from the person who would go to a Simpson show just to see
her and not for the music (if you dare call that dreck music) It's
all about the image, not honesty or substance.

You can add her little lip synching sister Ashlee and let's not
forget Brittney, and X-Tina either. They are all just as fake as
their hair extensions. I'll take Cristina Scabbia and Anneke Van
Giersbergen over those four any day in every category, from
hairstyles to clothing. The bimbos can't begin to compete with
those European beauties.

Why does it sell? Roughly 90% of our country has atrocious
tastes in everything! There is such a dumbing down in the
mainstream public, it stems from our entertainment and even
infiltrates our politics.

If people would actually think for themselves instead of being
be led like sheep we'd have more women like Jewel, Norah
Jones and Sarah McClachlan. Beautiful musicians who
actually are musically talented. I for one don't expect this to
happen any time soon.[/QUOTE]

And don't forget Sharon from within temptation, I love her!!

Ononotdon wrote: loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!   I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive.  But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off." She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie?  Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?

So you wouldn't do her? hehehe

Vicky wrote: Why is it that all the blond bimbos become such a succes over there? To all americans reading; Don't hit me for asking about this

From someone who listens to your native prog metal bands:
Opeth and Pain of Salvation, I am just as awe struck by the
bimbo worship as yourself.

You have eMpTV over there, the M used to stand for Music not
Moronic! None of these little divas write their own songs, they
are written by songwriting teams. Their backing band's
musicianship is craptastic and not the least bit inspiring.

Having zero musical appititude forces these types to appeal to
the lowest common denominator: SEX. You read the response
from the person who would go to a Simpson show just to see
her and not for the music (if you dare call that dreck music) It's
all about the image, not honesty or substance.

You can add her little lip synching sister Ashlee and let's not
forget Brittney, and X-Tina either. They are all just as fake as
their hair extensions. I'll take Cristina Scabbia and Anneke Van
Giersbergen over those four any day in every category, from
hairstyles to clothing. The bimbos can't begin to compete with
those European beauties.

Why does it sell? Roughly 90% of our country has atrocious
tastes in everything! There is such a dumbing down in the
mainstream public, it stems from our entertainment and even
infiltrates our politics.

If people would actually think for themselves instead of being
be led like sheep we'd have more women like Jewel, Norah
Jones and Sarah McClachlan. Beautiful musicians who
actually are musically talented. I for one don't expect this to
happen any time soon.

Sometimes I wonder if jessica SImpson is acting stupid or if she really is just to get exposure.  Sometimes I wonder to myself no one can really be that dumb but you never know. 

By the way i don't think she should cut off her beautiful blode locks based on the pis posted above.

loveshort&blonde wrote: Am I the only one who does not think she is pretty?  I don't know what it is but something doesn't look right with her face.  OK, she can trade her body with my wife's but I definately will keep my wife's face and hair!

 

I'm not attracted to her in the least.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, blonde hair, dark hair, totally nood, clad in armor, do whatever you want Jesssimpleton, I will not find you attractive. 

But that's not the half of it.  I don't think she's playing it dumb because she knows dumb sells.  She's dumb and it sells.  There exists a huge divide there.  Oh, I suppose you can rationalize her stupidity as meta stupidity (she's thinking *I'm dumb, like *duh*, but, like, OK, it's OK because, like, dumb is good), but like my good friend Eric says, "No matter how you slice it, you still got baloney."  And, to paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwaite, she's not "splittin' atoms on her day off."

She should be of no consequence, as in if she were never born the world would have continued its course without interruption.  But no, people go gaga over plastic and dumb these days.  Maybe is OK, though, because life in these America, it offers us the choices, and me, this onodon guy, he no buy her records!  He no listen to music of bimbo!  Is true, he has heard music by her, but he no like, no merit in it, so he no listen to it.  Is fair, yes?  Do onoman need state that he has not purchased tickets to these Dukes of Hazard movie? 

Why do these people, these the Americans, have love affair with this person?  Do these these American peoples not read anything besides it the US Magazine?  Is coincidence that it the US Magazine is called US?  You, you get it?  US?       

Edited by Ononotdon

Honestly, I think she used to be pretty, but now with all the plastic surgery she has had, I think she's starting to look like Michael Jackson.  

Y'all are cold.

Horse wrote:

Truly an axis of evil.