What Could Have Been

THE ADVENTURES OF CASH AND THREE SIX
OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE FAMU




Aw, here it goes.


Everybody out there, go run and tell
Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for THREE SIX OH and [S]Kel[/S]Cash.
They'll keep you laughin' in the afternoon
So don't touch that dial, don't leave the room.
'Cause they always into somethin' fun, and you don't wanna miss it,
It's Double-"C", like 2, the good radius.
Cash and TSOH or should I say, TSOH and Cash
And you gotta watch [S]Kenan[/S] CASH 'cause, [S]Kenan[/S] Cash be schemin'
With a plan or a plot to make it to the top,
But they kinda in the middle, 'cause they always gettin' caught.
This ain't the Hardy Boys, or a Nancy Drew Mystery,
It's just [S]Kenan[/s]Cash and [S]Kel[/S] TSOH, in your facility,
Like Sigfried and Roy or Abbott and Costello,
Magic and Kareem or Penn and Teller.
Somebody's in trouble? Aw, here it goes.
On [S]Nick, Ni-Nick Nick Ni-Nick Nick Nick[/S]Hairboutique Hai-Hairboutiqe. . .


(King Cash and Three Six Oh enter from stage left into the college back drop. A good looking woman walks by and Cash starts speaking.)
Cash: Ay Shorty let me get at you for a second.
(Cash exits stage right and Three Six Oh begins speaking.)
TSOH: That Cash. Man he makes it hard to stay faithful to my wifey but I got to do it. Its the right thing!
(Cash re  enters the stage with a big grin and and the girl hanging off his arms.
Cash: Ay Three Six let me get some paper I got some digits that need to be written knowI'msaying Uhhuhhuh.
TSOH: Sure just let me get it out.
(TSOH reachs into his bag and pulls out a piece of paper with numbers written all over.)
Cash: Thanks homie.
TSOH: No problem.
Cash: So shorty let me get to the point. When we gonna make our BedRock ya dig?
(The young woman grabs the paper and throws it into the trash. Cash looks her up and down and starts walking away followed by TSOH!)
Cash: She wasn't worth it anyway. Ay thanks for the paper though dog.
TSOH!: Uh Cash I think that was my Calculus paper.
Cash: Don't worry about it. I got some nerd who owes me a favor.
(The two walk off the stage and and the set changes. When the camera focuses again we are in the class room.)
Cash: What do you mean you won't help me out.
Random Nerd: I need to get ready for this weekend. I'm gonna spend it with my sister and her new boyfriend.
Cash: New boyfriend..?
Random Nerd: Yeah its gonna be real mellow.
Cash: New boyfriend... that I banged?
Random Nerd: You've got no class man. No class. I'm definitely not gonna help now.
Cash: El Oh El.
(Cash walks to his seat which is right next to TSOHs and the start a conversation.
TSOH: No go huh?
Cash: No go right now. But since the assignment isn't do till tomorrow I've got a plan. I'm gonna need a trained squirrel, a new brush, some Carrot Creme and a pencil.
TSOH: Aw here it goes..........

TO BE CONTINUED