THE ADVENTURES OF CASH AND THREE SIX
OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE FAMU




Aw, here it goes.


Everybody out there, go run and tell
Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for THREE SIX OH and [S]Kel[/S]Cash.
They'll keep you laughin' in the afternoon
So don't touch that dial, don't leave the room.
'Cause they always into somethin' fun, and you don't wanna miss it,
It's Double-"C", like 2, the good radius.
Cash and TSOH or should I say, TSOH and Cash
And you gotta watch [S]Kenan[/S] CASH 'cause, [S]Kenan[/S] Cash be schemin'
With a plan or a plot to make it to the top,
But they kinda in the middle, 'cause they always gettin' caught.
This ain't the Hardy Boys, or a Nancy Drew Mystery,
It's just [S]Kenan[/s]Cash and [S]Kel[/S] TSOH, in your facility,
Like Sigfried and Roy or Abbott and Costello,
Magic and Kareem or Penn and Teller.
Somebody's in trouble? Aw, here it goes.
On [S]Nick, Ni-Nick Nick Ni-Nick Nick Nick[/S]Hairboutique Hai-Hairboutiqe. . .


(King Cash and Three Six Oh enter from stage left into the college back drop. A good looking woman walks by and Cash starts speaking.)
Cash: Ay Shorty let me get at you for a second.
(Cash exits stage right and Three Six Oh begins speaking.)
TSOH: That Cash. Man he makes it hard to stay faithful to my wifey but I got to do it. Its the right thing!
(Cash re  enters the stage with a big grin and and the girl hanging off his arms.
Cash: Ay Three Six let me get some paper I got some digits that need to be written knowI'msaying Uhhuhhuh.
TSOH: Sure just let me get it out.
(TSOH reachs into his bag and pulls out a piece of paper with numbers written all over.)
Cash: Thanks homie.
TSOH: No problem.
Cash: So shorty let me get to the point. When we gonna make our BedRock ya dig?
(The young woman grabs the paper and throws it into the trash. Cash looks her up and down and starts walking away followed by TSOH!)
Cash: She wasn't worth it anyway. Ay thanks for the paper though dog.
TSOH!: Uh Cash I think that was my Calculus paper.
Cash: Don't worry about it. I got some nerd who owes me a favor.
(The two walk off the stage and and the set changes. When the camera focuses again we are in the class room.)
Cash: What do you mean you won't help me out.
Random Nerd: I need to get ready for this weekend. I'm gonna spend it with my sister and her new boyfriend.
Cash: New boyfriend..?
Random Nerd: Yeah its gonna be real mellow.
Cash: New boyfriend... that I banged?
Random Nerd: You've got no class man. No class. I'm definitely not gonna help now.
Cash: El Oh El.
(Cash walks to his seat which is right next to TSOHs and the start a conversation.
TSOH: No go huh?
Cash: No go right now. But since the assignment isn't do till tomorrow I've got a plan. I'm gonna need a trained squirrel, a new brush, some Carrot Creme and a pencil.
TSOH: Aw here it goes..........

TO BE CONTINUED

We want part 2!!!!!

(We return to the classroom scene where the Professor is seen grilling TSOH!)
Professor  Wanka:  Mr. Oh! 've let you slide long enough. I want my work tomorrow or you will fail this class and be placed on academic suspension.
TSOH!: But Professor I told you my homework was thrown away. You can't at least give me a fw days?
Proffessor Wanka: A few days!? Mr. Oh! alot of young black men like yourself get into universitys simply because its required. I believe you have what it takes to be a real force in this world. I want you to know that. DUE TOMORROW BY MIDNIGHT AT THE LATEST!
(We unzoom out of the class room and when we refocus we are in TSOH!s dorm room.)
Cash: Man tough breaks.
TSOH!: Thanks... Hey what did you do with the things I got you?
Cash: Oh I used them in my hair.
TSOH!: Ah! Cash you have to help me. I can't flunk out of here. I want to be able to provide for Vicky someday and I can't do that working at a gas station.
Cash: Chill. Just give me a second. I've got it! We'll just pay some one else to do it.
(Cash picks up the phone and dials the number.)
Cash: Hello?... Yeah its Cash... Uhuh... Well look I need  you to do some homework for my mans... Uhhuh....300! Yeah okay.
TSOH!: So?
Cash: I'm sorry man the only way I can get that kinda cash this soon is to sell the Cashstang.
TSOH!: Oh... I just... I'm sorry Vicky.
Cash: Wait I've got an idea. We'll throw a pajama party.
TSOH!: Wait how.
Cash: well the band room is in your grasp.
TSOH!: Aw here it goes~

TO BE CONTINUED


This one was just to tide you guys over till I can do some more.