Blonde vs Brunette

Something you all should know:

1. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

2. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

3. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

4. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.

5. What`s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who`s told too many blonde jokes.

6. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.

7. What`s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

8. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

9. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

10. What`s a brunette`s mating call?
Has the blonde left yet?"

11. Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo`s butt was more manageable.


12.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?