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ROTFLMAO!

This is the most hilarious thing I have seen in weeks! You rock, Uzi!
"Hair is a part of you. It is not a part of me, because I am a frog." - Kermit the Frog on Sesame Street1b/N/ii ~ ??"/27"/32"
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I was not wishing to duel with my prose.
Did you think I would accept your kind rose?
Well yes, I will! A rose is quite fine!
But in the end your hair is still mine!




and, no, I do not sit about with hair every where.
I give it to the birds. To make nests. Hair is much softer than twigs.
Ah wha! Ha! Hee!
Skip and dance!
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Welcome Toad, I am happy to see
The return of my warty adversary

Smell deeply that rose now..
What do you smell?
A poisonous odour
Delivered from hell!

I too like nests..nests made of bones
Of amphibious carcasses
Haunted by groans

I wonder Toady if your sinews are soft
Softer than hair, perhaps they should be cropped
To build nests for demons, and vipers and such
Lined with frog-leather so soft to the touch�
Uzi
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When I raise my arms grasping my sword blade
I will kill you in the nocturnal shade

Soon no one will know, and no one will care
That you were obsessed by our long long hair.



I fail to see the humor in any of this though.
I hate all of the following and lots more : Fundamentalists, racists, sexists, fascists, ageists (people saying seniors = senile , kids = stupid , 18 = immature or a combo of them), and bigots for causes yet to receive their own designation.
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So how long IS your ebony hair Uzi, Warrior True?
Ah wha! Ha! Hee!
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Good Evening dear Toady
My visible hair
Stretches from bedroom to top of the stairs
The invisible kind that will soon manifest
Reaches from China to Budapest
A third kind which grows to the sound of a tune
Begins in Morocco
And ends on the moon

Et Tu little froglet?
How fares thy green pate?
I imagine the lichens and moss irritate...
If so, I suggest an elixir of three
Rosemary, peppermint and oil of Tea Tree
Uzi
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